jess made me smile with her silly jokes...
i miss ya chic!!! hey i might even be coming down to see u in 2 weeks.. lord knows i have nothing better to do... my boss is gonna be pissed im taking off so many weekends... but shit.. ive worked EVERY weekend since ive been there and im taking off this saturday to go to the city with caitlin (whoo hoo!!!) and then the weekend after to see my fav bunch of hicks!!! i miss riding the train.. never thought i would.. and i wanna actually GO into the city.. ive been there.. but not when it was freezing to death (the tree lighting) or for the train... getting my tongue pierced doesnt count bc we walked forever and didnt get to really look at anything bc we had appointments... so im all excited about actually doing something and seeing ppl.. its so damn lonely here...
blah... ok since im bored to tears (almost literally) and i didnt sleep last night, i think its time for me to just give up, take a couple vic and go to bed.. maybe this time i wont wake up 50 times in the middle of the night... these dreams ive been having just arent cool... and danni wtf is wrong with ur cell??? no incoming calls? weird chic.. really weird... im coming to kidnap u so ur dad cant be an asshole anymore... and maybe ill be a lil less depressed with ya up here...
sharing the smiles jess gave me:
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds eventually mature.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. " I do not"
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?
blah... ok since im bored to tears (almost literally) and i didnt sleep last night, i think its time for me to just give up, take a couple vic and go to bed.. maybe this time i wont wake up 50 times in the middle of the night... these dreams ive been having just arent cool... and danni wtf is wrong with ur cell??? no incoming calls? weird chic.. really weird... im coming to kidnap u so ur dad cant be an asshole anymore... and maybe ill be a lil less depressed with ya up here...
sharing the smiles jess gave me:
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds eventually mature.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. " I do not"
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?