( You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth! )

( whinemoancomplain )

Imagine that I'm singing that title to the Tegan & Sara song that has almost the same title. Better yet, imagine that THEY'RE singing that title ( Read more... )

I have the lamest entry titles. As an English major, I'm ashamed. I should be able to come up with something remotely witty ( Read more... )

So, like the graceful, coordinated person that I am, I slid off one of my famous heels last week and pulled my triangular tendon. I have been in flats for four days, and it's already driving me nuts ( Read more... )