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Dahlia's party was pretty fab
I had fun
good pizza, good people, good cake, good party games
yess
pre party, not so fun
went to the hospital to get my birth control prescription
Wait in the lobby, honnie comes
They get me back there, the lady asks me a bunch of questions, then asks me if I know about natural birth control and if I would be interested in learning about it if she took a course or something
I was like, uh.. sure... but I really don't mind being on the pill.
She's like, oh you should have your pap smear (you're supposed to get one once a year or so, I had one in October)
I didn't really care so I was just like, okay sure whatever, thinkin oh it's only gonna be a few minutes
I sit there in the thing with no pants on for a half hour before the guy finally comes in
he doesn't say much, just takes the speculum, SHOVES it up my vagina without saying ANYTHING (usually they like, tell you what they're about to do so you know what's going on) and then spreads it all the way open without going slow or anything
I'm like, OWW OW!!
and he fucking GETS UP and walks around the room for like 30 seconds
I'm sitting there like, "Owwww!!?" as in, "My vagina fucking hurts make this thing smaller you asshole."
so he goes to sit down and the thing fuckin FLIES OUT OF MY VAGINA.
seriously, it like, SHOT OUT.
I'm like, WTF?!
So a few minutes later he shoves it back in, slightly more gently than before, and spreads it again, and again I'm liek.. "Owww!! OWWWW!!!!!." and he smears it and takes it out and doesn't say practically a word besides asking me like, "oh you don't wanna get pregnant, too young eh?!" and does the whole, feeling around my vagina for a few seconds...
then I sit in his office for another ten minutes before he finally starts to write my prescription, and goes on about natural birth controla nd talks about all the risks of the pill and the other methods and is like, "if your ead the pamphlet, scare you to death man!!" and I'm ike.. "yea.. well I'm happy with it."
Seriously, recommended natural birth control (like, rhythm method) to a fuckin 17 year old is the most irresponsible thing EVER.
and then... THEN.
Then I drop honnie off, get out of the car, and am like.. What the fuck?! so when I get to Dahlia's I go to the bathroom and I'm FUCKING BLEEDING.
OH my god I was so pissed off
so yea, I'm not too happy about it haha...
I like crusty old Richard at planned parenthood, when he did my exam it didn't hurt at ALL, and he actually talked to me through the entire thing. The lady wasn't so bad either, it only hurt cuz it was the first time I'd ever had anything shoved up my vagina bigger than a tampon, and she was sympathetic and tried to go slow and talk me through it.
ARRRGH.
anyway...
I feel like I'm pissing my mom off lately.. I think I'm gonna.. stop being irresponsible. (Yes I've been irresponsible lately, irresponsible for ME.)
I had fun
good pizza, good people, good cake, good party games
yess
pre party, not so fun
went to the hospital to get my birth control prescription
Wait in the lobby, honnie comes
They get me back there, the lady asks me a bunch of questions, then asks me if I know about natural birth control and if I would be interested in learning about it if she took a course or something
I was like, uh.. sure... but I really don't mind being on the pill.
She's like, oh you should have your pap smear (you're supposed to get one once a year or so, I had one in October)
I didn't really care so I was just like, okay sure whatever, thinkin oh it's only gonna be a few minutes
I sit there in the thing with no pants on for a half hour before the guy finally comes in
he doesn't say much, just takes the speculum, SHOVES it up my vagina without saying ANYTHING (usually they like, tell you what they're about to do so you know what's going on) and then spreads it all the way open without going slow or anything
I'm like, OWW OW!!
and he fucking GETS UP and walks around the room for like 30 seconds
I'm sitting there like, "Owwww!!?" as in, "My vagina fucking hurts make this thing smaller you asshole."
so he goes to sit down and the thing fuckin FLIES OUT OF MY VAGINA.
seriously, it like, SHOT OUT.
I'm like, WTF?!
So a few minutes later he shoves it back in, slightly more gently than before, and spreads it again, and again I'm liek.. "Owww!! OWWWW!!!!!." and he smears it and takes it out and doesn't say practically a word besides asking me like, "oh you don't wanna get pregnant, too young eh?!" and does the whole, feeling around my vagina for a few seconds...
then I sit in his office for another ten minutes before he finally starts to write my prescription, and goes on about natural birth controla nd talks about all the risks of the pill and the other methods and is like, "if your ead the pamphlet, scare you to death man!!" and I'm ike.. "yea.. well I'm happy with it."
Seriously, recommended natural birth control (like, rhythm method) to a fuckin 17 year old is the most irresponsible thing EVER.
and then... THEN.
Then I drop honnie off, get out of the car, and am like.. What the fuck?! so when I get to Dahlia's I go to the bathroom and I'm FUCKING BLEEDING.
OH my god I was so pissed off
so yea, I'm not too happy about it haha...
I like crusty old Richard at planned parenthood, when he did my exam it didn't hurt at ALL, and he actually talked to me through the entire thing. The lady wasn't so bad either, it only hurt cuz it was the first time I'd ever had anything shoved up my vagina bigger than a tampon, and she was sympathetic and tried to go slow and talk me through it.
ARRRGH.
anyway...
I feel like I'm pissing my mom off lately.. I think I'm gonna.. stop being irresponsible. (Yes I've been irresponsible lately, irresponsible for ME.)