but i don't believe in magic

[likewinning]

Do you know what, I keep meaning to post here with all of these I AM AN ADULT NOW, PEOPLE sort of facts, but doesn't having to say that still mean I'm not actually there? Whatever. As of earlier this month I have a) my license (although I got that in October, but whatever) b) a car (February, but details) and c) my own apartment that no one is helping me pay for and that NO ONE ELSE FUCKING LIVES IN. I win, so I win.

Except for the part where I'm still broke as fuck and still considering prostitution as an alternative to working three jobs.

In other news, you all need this mix in your life because it is perfect. You're fucking welcome.

Also: HOW CORNY WAS OZ OH GOD JAMES FRANCO WHAT IS YOUR LIFE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING WITH PET MONKEYS.