fuck reality; this is hollywood (WE WAIT FOR BIG BEN) - 2012.
Movies watched, 2012
o1. Drive, 1-01-12: C-
o2. Tanner Hall, 5-13-12: B+
o3. The Five-Year Engagement, 6-10-12: B
o4. Rock of Ages (2012), 6-25-12: B- ; Russell Brand: A+
o5. Friends with Kids, 7-01-12: B
o6. Straw Dogs, 7-01-12: B-
o7. The Rum Diary, 7-02-12: C+
o8. Spaceballs, 7-03-12: A-
o9. Ted, 7-04-12: B
1o. Margaret, 7-05-12: B+ (? HOW DO YOU EVEN CATEGORIZE A MOVIE LONGER THAN TIME?)
11. Elektra Luxx, 7-06-12: A+
12. The Road to El Dorado, 7-09-12: A
13. Lolita (1997), 7-10-12: A
14. The Bourne Identity, 07-11-12: B+
15. The Bourne Supremacy, 07-12-12: B
16. Death at a Funeral (2007), 07-13-12: B+
17. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 07-15-12: B-
18. Ratatouille, 07-17-12: A-
19. The Dark Knight Returns, 07-20-12: A
2o. Harsh Times, 07-29-12: B-
21. Royal Deceit, 07-29-12: B
22. She's All That, 08-02-12: B+
23. Going All the Way, 08-05-12: C-
24. Not Another Teen Movie, 08-06-12: B-
25. The Bourne Ultimatum, 08-11-12: B+
26. The Watch, 08-12-12: B
27. Submarine, 08-13-12: B+
28. Emma, 08-18-12: A
29. The Odd Life of Timothy Green, 08-19-12: A
3o. Sliding Doors, 08-19-12: A-
31. Possession, 08-20-12: B
32. Too Fat for 40, 08-24-12: A
33. TiMER, 08-29-12: A-
34. Groundhog Day, 09-03-12: C
35. Mean Girls, 09-10-12: A
36. Varsity Blues, 09-22-12: B
37. True Grit (2010), 09-28-12: A
38. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 10-14-12: A
39. Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, 10-21-12: B
4o. Love and Other Disasters, 10-22-12: B+
41. The Whistleblower, 10-29-12: B
42. The Count of Monte Cristo (2002), 11-01-12: B
43. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, 11-02-12: A+
44. New York, I Love You, 11-09-12: A
45. Dare, 11-15-12: A-
46. Equilibrium, 11-18-12: B
47. Private Romeo, 11-22-12: B+
48. The Bourne Legacy, 12-03-12: B+
49. Save the Last Dance, 12-08-12: B
5o. The Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Rings, 12-16-12: A
51. The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers, 12-20-12: A
52. The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King, 12-23-12: A
53. Les Miserables (2012), 12-25-12: A-
54. When Harry Met Sally..., 12-29-12: A
Books read, 2012
o1. Normal Girl by Molly Jong-Fast, 1-02-12: B
(Hamlet, reread 1-06-12: A+)
o2. Out of Oz by Gregory Maguire, 1-14-12: A+
o3. Fugitive Days by Bill Ayers, 1-21-12: C
o4. The Forty Rules of Love by Elif Sahfak, 1-29-12: C-
o5. Mary Boleyn by Alison Weir, 2-03-12: A
o6. The Birds & Other Stories by Daphne DuMaurier, 2-08-12: B
o7. Ladies and Gentlemen by Adam Ross, 2-09-12: A-
o8. Memories of John Lennon edited by Yoko Ono, 02-25-12: B+
o9. Towelhead by Alicia Erian, 02-29-12: A
1o. Damned by Chuck Palahniuk, 03-08-12: B
11. I Know I Am, But What Are You? by Samantha Bee, 03-12-12: A+
12 Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg, 03-20-12: B+
13. J.M. Barrie and the Lost Boys by Andrew Birkin, 03-28-12: A-
14. Nerd Do Well by Simon Pegg, 04-07-12: B-
15. American Gods by Neil Gaiman, 04-15-12: A
16. Bagombo Snuffbox by Kurt Vonnegut, 04-22-12: A-
17. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, 04-26-12: B-
18. Chocolat by Joanne Harris, 05-01-12: A
19. Life by Keith Richards, 05-10-12: B+
2o. The Fourth Hand by John Irving, 05-11-12: B
21 Londoners by Craig Taylor, 05-20-12: A-
22. The Miracle Worker by William Gibson, 05-31-12: A+
23. Attila by John Man, 06-04-12: B-
24. Yo! by Julia Alvarez, 06-10-12: A
25. The Story of My Life by Helen Keller, 06-15-12: A-
26. The Next Queen of Heaven by Gregory Maguire, 06-20-12: A+
27. True Grit by Charles Portis, 06-25-12: A
28. The Lady in the Tower by Alison Weir, 07-01-12: A
29. A Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry, 07-03-12: A
3o. Cash by Johnny Cash, 07-12-12: B-
31. Smashed by Koren Zailckas, 07-16-12: A
32. Much Ado About Nothing, 07-18-12: B+
33. The Man Who Tasted Shapes by Richard Cytowic, 07-26-12: A
34. A Wedding in Haiti by Julia Alvarez, 08-01-12: B
35. The Chosen by Chaim Potok, 08-06-12: A
36. The Wandering Falcon by Jamil Ahmad, 08-11-12: B
37. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler, 08-14-12: A
38. Gods Without Men by Hari Kunzru, 08-20-12: C
39. Catherine de Meidici by Leonie Frieda, 08-29-12: B+
4o. Manhood for Amateurs by Michael Chabon, 09-03-12: B-
41. The Handbook for Lightning Strike Survivors by Michelle Young-Stone, 09-09-12: A-
42. The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas, 09-22-12: A
43. Proof by David Auburn, 09-23-12: B+
44. Lucy in the Afternoon by Jim Brochu, 09-28-12: A
45. Pygmalion by Bernard Shaw, 09-30-12: B
46. Mick by Christopher Anderson, 10-06-12: B
47. The Oresteia by Aeschylus, 10-08-12: A
48. Love Will Tear Us Apart by Sarah Rainone, 10-12-12: A+
49. Anywhere But Here by Mona Simpson, 10-21-12: A-
5o. Our Town by Thornton Wilder, 10-22-12: B-
51. Confessions of a Cineplex Heckler by Joe Queenan, 10-28-12: B-
52. American Gypsy by Oksana Marafioto, 11-02-12: A-
53. Half-Blood Blues by Esi Edugyan, 11-08-12: A
54. Riding Fury Home by Chana Wilson, 11-15-12: B
55. Life Among the Savages by Shirley Jackson, 11-18-12: A+ (YOU CAN'T COME TO MY HOUSE)
56. Marghertia Dolce Vita by Stefano Benni, 11-22-12: A-
57. I Love You Phillip Morris by Steve McVicker, 11-26-12: B
58. The Lottery by Shirley Jackson, 12-02-12: B-
59. A Lion Called Christian by Anthony Bourke and John Rendall, 12-06-12: B+
6o. Salt by Mark Kurlansky, 12-16-12: A
61. My Mother Was Nuts by Penny Marshall, 12-22-12: B+
62. The Undead by Dick Teresi, 12-27-12: A-
Television watched, 2012
o1. Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, series 1: A++
o2. Friends with Benefits, season 1: B+
o3. The Tudors, season 2: A
o4. Peep Show, series 1: B+
o5. The Inbetweeners, series 1: B+
o6. The Inbetweeners, series 2: A-
o7. Scrubs, season 1: B