In my junk e-mail box: "Dear , how about an ENCOUNTER..."

Someone had to tell them.

Dear "YL A": I'm not going to click on your e-mail that says NOTIFICATIONS

But you've amused me for the moment, so I'm not going to delete your e-mail from my junk e-mail folder at this time (maybe I just like to experience the tension of "will I click? Or will I not click?").

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS GOING TO MAKE ME RESPOND TO YOUR E-MAILS?

I think I can hear you from here, thanks.

tknlee tells me that "3 out of 10 men are registered sex offenders - Snope..."

I guess I'm supposed to click on the e-mail to find out where the hell tknlee came up with his latest tidbit. I just hope tknlee gets the help he needs soon. And I'm thankfully that he's not helping me find a beau.

zelvosxjbv says, "looking for friends 1824".

You're looking for friends from 1824? Are you a time traveler? I so hope so.

Just remember that tcnveyujh is now accepting applications. Urgently, so they added an exclamation point in bold & red!

Erika wrote me with the subject line, "My Sexy Pics"

then, Nancy Pelosi wrote, "This is inspiring"

I don't like the picture in my head that happened as a result....

Think it's time I read more about angels trying to slice each other apart in the war in heaven.

Stop e-mailing me, Cute N HornyGirl. You're just annoying. Plus you, like so many of your spam friends, keep thinking I'm a man.

I suppose this would be better if I had replied to any of those hot & horny girls before.

The Habbo Hotel has sent me this message: "Habbo User 'Rhonwen' has sent you a message ( Read more... )

Subject line: "Dear good friend"

From: someone I've never heard of.

I think "good friend" does not mean... what they think it means.