Adventure the First: The Houses do what now?! [Action/Voice]

[likenappa]

[Over the course of the last week, Jonathan was killed, resurrected with a set of strangely nonfunctional wings, and tossed mercilessly into a low-budget version of Wonderland

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voice;

[likenappa]

[CORDELIA CHASE IS THAT YOU?

...No. Probably not. But now there's some fumbling on his end.] S-sorry! Sorry. We were just. Y'know. Remodeling. We'll be quieter.

voice;

[likenappa]

Well... Yes, actually.

[Does that mean you are pretty, disembodied girl voice? Because that would suddenly make this a crisis situation he's not yet prepared to handle.]

voice;

[likenappa]

We figured there wouldn't be anyone walking around outside that would, um. be bothered.

[He does indeed like blondes. And brunettes. And redheads. And skrulls.]

voice;

[likenappa]

Well, we were using it to read old entries, but I didn't know it would just pick things up. We'll be quieter next time!

[Vampires are seriously terrifying, but mostly in that "You might kill me when we make out" kind of way. That doesn't make them any less hot though.]

voice;

[likenappa]

Of course I believe in that kind of thing. Don't you? [...Which is one of those things Jonathan doesn't really hear until after he's said it oh god that was super-nerdy YOU CAN'T BE THAT NERDY WHEN YOU TALK TO GIRLS it scares them off. Don't be scared off, ovary-bearing-person! Jonathan has yet to properly fantasize about how big your breasts might be!]

voice;

[likenappa]

Oh! [Nervous laughter] Well--Yeah, I mean. This place will make you reconsider all kinds of things about the universe. The multiverse, even. [NO Jonathan, that's bordering on comic book geekery! ABORT. ABORT.]

voice;

[likenappa]

Well yeah. You know. ..More than one universe? [That would be the sound of his voice cracking pre-pubescently. This is not going well all of a sudden.]