Jeden

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being

Comments

[justicereigns]

Kidnapping? Who kidnapped you but left you your laptop?

[like_omg_ponies]

I wasn't like, kidnapped. I guess my totally awesome plan was wrong.

[justicereigns]

Which plan would that be?

[like_omg_ponies]

1. Find my kidnapper
2. Turn his capital into Warsaw
3. Go back home.

It was totally awesome.

[justicereigns]

Except for the part about you being kidnapped.

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, like, way to kick a guy when he's down. Seriously.

/makes it worse

[justicereigns]

You're a guy?

/omgwtf i'm totally a guy

[like_omg_ponies]

Dude, everybody here is like, totally confused. Yeah, I'm a guy. Duh?