Jeden

Jan 17, 2010 14:50

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being kidnapped? I'm in the same clothes. That's totes grody! What if somebody saw me like this? They'd totally think Poland was a gross country!

...Oh my God. I think I found out their plan.

And who says I'm dumb? Yeah, whatever. I'm totally smart.
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