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[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being

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[dawnlotus]

Poland! You're not kidnapped!

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, don't worry. I totally got that one figured out.

...But it was still like, good idea.

[dawnlotus]

It would have been a lot more exciting too.

Where are you now?

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, but turning people's capital into Warsaw is totally a lot of work. So it's like, probably really good I wasn't kidnapped.

Well, Hungary said you and her will pick me up so I can like, get to Liet.

[dawnlotus]

You know, since I miss home, I would've helped.

That's great then! I'll try to get back onto the ship as soon as possible and make you something to eat.

[like_omg_ponies]

How would you like, turn somebody's capital into Warsaw? Warsaw's my capital.

And that's totally nice of you. I am like, really hungry and stuff.

[dawnlotus]

Photos, then ask them threateningly nicely.

It's alright. Anything particular you'd like to eat?

[like_omg_ponies]

...Does that work? If that works, I totally want to do that.

Oh my God, I've been asked so many questions by people. Like, make me something really tasty. But not really fatty. Totally putting my faith in you.

[dawnlotus]

There's a lot of islands here to choose from, one of them is bound to be a possibility.

Haha, people were afraid you were really kidnapped. And I'll see what I can do! Perhaps something fresh.

[like_omg_ponies]

I am totally keeping that information for later. Chain letters don't like, work anymore.

Well, like, it was seriously the only thing that made sense. And yeah, fresh. But ew, no fish. I don't want to have fish breath.

[dawnlotus]

Thank god for the Internet, really.

Don't worry, a lot of the people here think the same thing when they first get here. Alright, no fish. Chicken okay?

[like_omg_ponies]

Then it totally was a good idea. I knew it. All my ideas are like, good. And yeah, chicken's cool. This place has chicken? It seems like, a really fishy place.

[dawnlotus]

In a way, we are all indirectly kidnapped by some unknown force into this world. And chicken it is. You can get some in towns, even beef and lamb! But yes, fish is the easiest to get.

[like_omg_ponies]

Unknown force? Like, that totally sounds like a horror movie or something. If we were stuck in one of those, that'd be totally lame.