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[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being

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[bigbadkoopa]

... Wait. Are you a GUY?

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah? Duh.

[bigbadkoopa]

... But you talk like a lot like my daughter.

[like_omg_ponies]

...I talk like, normally.

[bigbadkoopa]

Nobody uses that many "likes" in a sentence, kid.

Unless they're a spoiled rich girl.

[like_omg_ponies]

I totally have no idea what you mean.

And stop like, comparing me to a girl or something, ugh. I'm a guy.

[bigbadkoopa]

... Never mind. Weirdo.

Maybe if you act more like a man I'll cal you one!

[like_omg_ponies]

Hey, I'm like, totally not a weirdo! You're a weirdo thinking I'm a girl.

[bigbadkoopa]

Then STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!!!

[like_omg_ponies]

I'm totally not acting like one!