Jeden

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being

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[amethystsregret]

Um... I doubt you're going to find your kidnapper, sir. It was a strange force that even the people of this world are unfamiliar with. Welcome to the Grand Line though.

Are you alright where you are?

[like_omg_ponies]

Strange force? That sounds totally lame.

And yeah, I'm cool. Except like, in the same clothes.

[amethystsregret]

I wouldn't call it a god or anything, but there is something that brings people here. I was spirited here myself, in my clothes, too. I'm sure you will be able to find a change of clothes soon...

You must be alone?

[like_omg_ponies]

Here's to like, hoping. I seriously can't stay in these clothes forever.

I'm alone, but like, not for long. So I'm totally cool.

[amethystsregret]

Are you near water? You could try washing them until you're found.

I'm glad someone is coming for you. This ocean can be dangerous, I'm told.

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, then I'd like, have to get naked. And I totally hate washing clothes. I don't do that work, Liet does.

The ocean can be lame? But it has dolphins and like, dolphins are really cute.

[amethystsregret]

Wouldn't that be better than sitting around in dirty clothes...? Liet? You know him?

The Grand Line has more than dolphins. I once saw what looked to be a cat with fins leap out of the water...

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, but like, I'd be naked on the sand. Ew? And Liet's my best friend.

...That sounds totally adorable. Now I'm like, going to keep an eye out for one of those.

[amethystsregret]

Well... I guess you'll just have to wait then. Liet is a very nice person. If you're best friends, does that make you the spirit of a country as well?

If you liked that, you should see other sea life!

[like_omg_ponies]

Ugh, waiting. Liet's like, super nice and stuff. And yeah, I'm Poland, but I'm totally not a spirit. I'm like, alive and everything.

Are there cute things? Are there like, underwater ponies? I'd totally want to check those out.

[amethystsregret]

But a spirit is a living thing... Poland, huh? I wonder if there are any countries from Asia here?

I wouldn't be surprised if there were underwater horses here. Heck, I've heard there are giant sea creatures, too!

[like_omg_ponies]

Um, a spirit is totally something of a dead person, duh? And yeah, there is. I totally saw Vietnam. She's giving me a ride and everything.

...Ew. Giant sea creatures sound totally grody.

[amethystsregret]

Actually, a spirit is more alive than you think. All living things have spirits. They're different from ghosts. It's the field I work in...

I don't know... A giant crab could feed a whole crew... Mmm...

[like_omg_ponies]

But a spirit is dead. It's like, the...thingy of a dead person. You have a seriously weird job like whoa.

A giant crab? Ewwwww! That's like, way more than just grody. That's super grody. Besides, pork and beef are totally better.

[amethystsregret]

Hm! Well, you are Poland, so I guess you have more of a Catholic or Christian background. I can see where it doesn't make sense to you. I'm a shinigami back home, a Guardian of Death. I interact with gods and spirits all the time.

Beef is good! I can't deny that! I really miss sushi though...

[like_omg_ponies]

Whoa yeah. I'm totally Catholic. How'd you know that? And you have like...a really weird job. Seriously weird.

Sushi is like, okay. But I totally hate fish breath.