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by limitedbythesky
lija_31's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 24% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 05:55:01 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:20:02 PM
Alco Money! : $ 220
Guests of Honour
jalisa_danielle is a good-natured Wiccan and a newbie drinker. jalisa_danielle drank 3 Red Wines, 2 Bloody Marys, 1 Lager, 1 Mescal.
shorty_28 is a powerless Taoist. shorty_28 drank 1 Tequila.
_tesiab is a repugnant Wiccan. _tesiab drank 11 Ciders.
sunny34 is a hung-up Fundementalist Christian. sunny34 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
nlove is an enlivening Wiccan. nlove drank 1 Pulque, 6 Poteens.
leah_geiger is a happy-go-lucky Muslim. leah_geiger drank 16 Red Wines.
tlo2005 is a bummed out Liberal Christian. tlo2005 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
lija_31 is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian. lija_31 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
cumbucket04 is an insane Taoist. cumbucket04 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tyrajade_ is a cast down Buddhist. tyrajade_ drank 19 Vodkas.
Sick!
Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 4 of them last night!
Fights
'I know where Jesus Is!' nlove declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'. sunny34 made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.
Lovers
Last night someone told sunny34 and tlo2005 to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like sunny34! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called tyrajade_! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
tyrajade_ and shorty_28 were on the edge of a punch-up after shorty_28 called tyrajade_ a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
leah_geiger booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made jalisa_danielle choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.
tyrajade_ made violent love with _tesiab on top of the television.
Happy New Year!
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This also goes out to my girl kristen . I miss you babe like crazy. hope to see you soon MUAH.