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Life Lessons
#12 - What you do, your kids do.
#15 - Just because you like it, doesn't mean she will.
#18 - Never let your in-laws see you crack.
#20 - If you want to get rid of a guy, tell him you love him.
#21 - There are better rewards than food.
#22 - Dating is awkward. But so is becoming the crazy cat lady.
#23 - When buying a new house, save money for drapes.
#24 - Shopping should be done before Christmas Eve.
#31 - When you're a mom, there is no "rest room."
#32 - Babies have surprisingly great aim.
#40 - If you're not in the holiday spirit, just fake it.
#45 - When she asks for a backrub, sometimes she just wants a backrub.
#47 - Children will repeat everything you say.
#52 - Your kid doesn't care that it's fourth and goal.
#53 - Every bad party deserves an exit strategy.
#54 - Every great cook has to start somewhere.
#58 - Never introduce her as "my future ex."
#61 - Before getting intimate, turn off the tv.
#62 - Think of the minivan as a badge of courage. Ride with pride.
#67 - The all-you-can-eat buffet is NOT a challenge.
#70 - The road to enlightenment is riddled with distractions.
#72 - Merlot and e-mail don't mix.
#73 - Not everyone's dying to see your baby pictures.
#74 - Sometimes being their best friend, isn't being their best friend.
#77 - When the baby needs changing, remember rock paper scissors.
#80 - NOT everything comes back in style.
#83 - Nothing can ruin a career faster than an office party.
#86 - Just because you're a mom doesn't mean you have to wear mom jeans.
#92 - Know when to NOT do-it-yourself.
#99 - If you go for the extra large soda, bring your extra large bladder.
#12 - What you do, your kids do.
#15 - Just because you like it, doesn't mean she will.
#18 - Never let your in-laws see you crack.
#20 - If you want to get rid of a guy, tell him you love him.
#21 - There are better rewards than food.
#22 - Dating is awkward. But so is becoming the crazy cat lady.
#23 - When buying a new house, save money for drapes.
#24 - Shopping should be done before Christmas Eve.
#31 - When you're a mom, there is no "rest room."
#32 - Babies have surprisingly great aim.
#40 - If you're not in the holiday spirit, just fake it.
#45 - When she asks for a backrub, sometimes she just wants a backrub.
#47 - Children will repeat everything you say.
#52 - Your kid doesn't care that it's fourth and goal.
#53 - Every bad party deserves an exit strategy.
#54 - Every great cook has to start somewhere.
#58 - Never introduce her as "my future ex."
#61 - Before getting intimate, turn off the tv.
#62 - Think of the minivan as a badge of courage. Ride with pride.
#67 - The all-you-can-eat buffet is NOT a challenge.
#70 - The road to enlightenment is riddled with distractions.
#72 - Merlot and e-mail don't mix.
#73 - Not everyone's dying to see your baby pictures.
#74 - Sometimes being their best friend, isn't being their best friend.
#77 - When the baby needs changing, remember rock paper scissors.
#80 - NOT everything comes back in style.
#83 - Nothing can ruin a career faster than an office party.
#86 - Just because you're a mom doesn't mean you have to wear mom jeans.
#92 - Know when to NOT do-it-yourself.
#99 - If you go for the extra large soda, bring your extra large bladder.