pairings
Stolen from fadingembers, who should be sainted for helping distract me
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Alice Cullen/Angel: this is what it would've been like if dru were sane. and smaller. and not british. and not into biting people. alice may never be the same again, though, if she sees angel's face change. ohh boy.
Anya/Bella Swan: scenario one: hapless bella gets a job at the magic box, unaware that her boss is a former demon or that everything she touches will likely produce a rabbit if put down incorrectly. scenario two: around the time of new moon, bella makes a wish..... BWA HAHA.
Buffy/Clementine (esostm): like buffy never really wanted to erase anyone from her memory. sure. pull the other one.
Dean Winchester/Edward Cullen: give me five minutes to stop laughing at this.
first, OMG the hotness.
second: rock salt to the chest, if you're edward, is probably kind of funny. but given his temper... i don't think dean should try it. he DID let lenore go. same same. i doubt he'd go in for the mindreading, though. not after the YED stuff. and the crossroads demon.
yeah. ok. you two back away from each other. slowly. unless there is a werewolf on the loose. then team up. please.
Fray/Giles: lots of cleaning of the glasses and saying 'good lord.' she's like faith, sans the homicidal tendencies, and with a whole lot more attitude. yes, that IS possible.
Hannibal Lecter/Jayne Cobb: jayne is dead the second he opens his mouth. i give it half an hour, tops.
next?
Kaylee Frye/Loretta ('drop dead gorgeous'): this time, kaylee will get her hair played with. and foiled, and everything else. and probably have a beer at the same time. haha.
Mal Reynolds/Mason: -snort-
mason: i occasionally smuggle illegals in my bottom.
mal: hokay. shiny. now get the hell away from me.
mason: but i have this post-it...
mal: i don't care if you have buddha in your back pocket. go away. -starts clicking safety off gun-
River Tam/Sam Winchester: this actually IS a fandom, believe it or not. whole conversations without speaking probably. and man do they have things in common. wow.
river: i can kill you with my brain.
sam: me too!
river: i have problems with my older brother.
sam: me TOO!
river: i'm smarter than everyone.
sam: ME TOO! -cling-
Simon Tam/Spike: this better be chip-having spike. or i'm sorry, simon. REAL sorry. but... i think simon might actually have his eyes bug right out of his head on this one. haha.
Stitch/Zoe Washburne: i think stitch could get shot. real fast. little alien thing and a woman known for shooting first and asking questions later...
edit- had to remove some from the list to get an even number. and hannibal lecter/hello kitty was too much for me to even think about, so...yeah. anyone want a crack at that one? it almost made my brain come out.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Alice Cullen/Angel: this is what it would've been like if dru were sane. and smaller. and not british. and not into biting people. alice may never be the same again, though, if she sees angel's face change. ohh boy.
Anya/Bella Swan: scenario one: hapless bella gets a job at the magic box, unaware that her boss is a former demon or that everything she touches will likely produce a rabbit if put down incorrectly. scenario two: around the time of new moon, bella makes a wish..... BWA HAHA.
Buffy/Clementine (esostm): like buffy never really wanted to erase anyone from her memory. sure. pull the other one.
Dean Winchester/Edward Cullen: give me five minutes to stop laughing at this.
first, OMG the hotness.
second: rock salt to the chest, if you're edward, is probably kind of funny. but given his temper... i don't think dean should try it. he DID let lenore go. same same. i doubt he'd go in for the mindreading, though. not after the YED stuff. and the crossroads demon.
yeah. ok. you two back away from each other. slowly. unless there is a werewolf on the loose. then team up. please.
Fray/Giles: lots of cleaning of the glasses and saying 'good lord.' she's like faith, sans the homicidal tendencies, and with a whole lot more attitude. yes, that IS possible.
Hannibal Lecter/Jayne Cobb: jayne is dead the second he opens his mouth. i give it half an hour, tops.
next?
Kaylee Frye/Loretta ('drop dead gorgeous'): this time, kaylee will get her hair played with. and foiled, and everything else. and probably have a beer at the same time. haha.
Mal Reynolds/Mason: -snort-
mason: i occasionally smuggle illegals in my bottom.
mal: hokay. shiny. now get the hell away from me.
mason: but i have this post-it...
mal: i don't care if you have buddha in your back pocket. go away. -starts clicking safety off gun-
River Tam/Sam Winchester: this actually IS a fandom, believe it or not. whole conversations without speaking probably. and man do they have things in common. wow.
river: i can kill you with my brain.
sam: me too!
river: i have problems with my older brother.
sam: me TOO!
river: i'm smarter than everyone.
sam: ME TOO! -cling-
Simon Tam/Spike: this better be chip-having spike. or i'm sorry, simon. REAL sorry. but... i think simon might actually have his eyes bug right out of his head on this one. haha.
Stitch/Zoe Washburne: i think stitch could get shot. real fast. little alien thing and a woman known for shooting first and asking questions later...
edit- had to remove some from the list to get an even number. and hannibal lecter/hello kitty was too much for me to even think about, so...yeah. anyone want a crack at that one? it almost made my brain come out.