How to relieve boredom
1. Have a tea party with your pets
2. Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.
3. Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means
4. Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".
5. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.
6. Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa
7. Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
9. Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.
10. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
11. Make a list of things you have already done.
12. When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a warm bucket of water... Try it
13. Write checks with Roman numerals.
14. Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.
15. Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.
16. When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you.
17. Start the conversation "I wonder what would happen if our knees bent the other way..."
18. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
19. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.
20. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have "other plans".
21. See how many clothes pegs you can clip onto your face.
22. Re-inact the sinking of the Titanic in your bath tub
23. Dress your cat in dolls clothing
24. Have a bath in baked beans
25. Make a website and fill it with useless crap (like me)
26. Watch a movie backwards
27. Hang your photo frames upside down
28. Draw a bikini on the page 3 girl.
29. Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
30. Eat soup with chop-sticks
31. Polish your car with earwax.
32. Pay your bills in pennies.
33. Make up your own star constellations. For example- The Farting Cat or The Laughing Donkey
34. Drink four pints of water and hold yourself for at least an hour
35. Imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet
36. Smash glasses and glue them back together.
37. Visit a neighbours house and change all of their clocks and alarms.
38. Break a world record.
39. Write your Christmas list in March and send it to "Sexy Santa" in the north pole.
40. Develop an imaginary friend and introduce him to your real friends as "The One Eye Snake".
41. Start a silly chain letter.
42. Dress up as the opposite sex.
43. Give some money to charity.
44. Try to not think about Armadillos
45. Watch a movie and repeat everything said in an East European accent.
45. While in a friends house, cover their toilet in see-through cling-flim.
46. Scare random people in the street with the Scream Mask.
47. Write down 10 reasons why you've bored.
48. Water your pet...see if he grows.
49. Learn to type...with your toes
50. Tell your feet a joke
51. Divise and practice your own stripshow.
52. Build a small dolls house with ice cubes then play with it.
53. Make a sculpture from mash Potato
54. Super glue your fingers together.
55. Fake a UFO picture. Claim they are called "The Larries" and they are in fact jolly nice chaps.
56. Hack to a emeny's (or friends) email or Instant Messenger acoount. Ask their online-buddies to cyber with you.
57. *edited for content*
58. Paint Zebra or tiger stripes on your body and free the animals at the zoo. I have done this before and its very fun!
59. Have an immaginary party for your immaginary friends.
60. Copy all of your school note onto microsoft word, highlight it, go to fonts, and click on symbols. See if you can remember what you wrote..... (have fun!)
61. Put your little sister's barbie in the microwave and watch them melt and pretend that it's the witch from the wizard of oz!
62. Look at the maternity clothes in a catolog, sit by your mum and look at her ever once in a while and smile.
63. Count all the flowers on your wallpaper (unplug the phone)
2. Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.
3. Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means
4. Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".
5. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.
6. Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa
7. Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
9. Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.
10. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
11. Make a list of things you have already done.
12. When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a warm bucket of water... Try it
13. Write checks with Roman numerals.
14. Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.
15. Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.
16. When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you.
17. Start the conversation "I wonder what would happen if our knees bent the other way..."
18. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
19. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.
20. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have "other plans".
21. See how many clothes pegs you can clip onto your face.
22. Re-inact the sinking of the Titanic in your bath tub
23. Dress your cat in dolls clothing
24. Have a bath in baked beans
25. Make a website and fill it with useless crap (like me)
26. Watch a movie backwards
27. Hang your photo frames upside down
28. Draw a bikini on the page 3 girl.
29. Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
30. Eat soup with chop-sticks
31. Polish your car with earwax.
32. Pay your bills in pennies.
33. Make up your own star constellations. For example- The Farting Cat or The Laughing Donkey
34. Drink four pints of water and hold yourself for at least an hour
35. Imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet
36. Smash glasses and glue them back together.
37. Visit a neighbours house and change all of their clocks and alarms.
38. Break a world record.
39. Write your Christmas list in March and send it to "Sexy Santa" in the north pole.
40. Develop an imaginary friend and introduce him to your real friends as "The One Eye Snake".
41. Start a silly chain letter.
42. Dress up as the opposite sex.
43. Give some money to charity.
44. Try to not think about Armadillos
45. Watch a movie and repeat everything said in an East European accent.
45. While in a friends house, cover their toilet in see-through cling-flim.
46. Scare random people in the street with the Scream Mask.
47. Write down 10 reasons why you've bored.
48. Water your pet...see if he grows.
49. Learn to type...with your toes
50. Tell your feet a joke
51. Divise and practice your own stripshow.
52. Build a small dolls house with ice cubes then play with it.
53. Make a sculpture from mash Potato
54. Super glue your fingers together.
55. Fake a UFO picture. Claim they are called "The Larries" and they are in fact jolly nice chaps.
56. Hack to a emeny's (or friends) email or Instant Messenger acoount. Ask their online-buddies to cyber with you.
57. *edited for content*
58. Paint Zebra or tiger stripes on your body and free the animals at the zoo. I have done this before and its very fun!
59. Have an immaginary party for your immaginary friends.
60. Copy all of your school note onto microsoft word, highlight it, go to fonts, and click on symbols. See if you can remember what you wrote..... (have fun!)
61. Put your little sister's barbie in the microwave and watch them melt and pretend that it's the witch from the wizard of oz!
62. Look at the maternity clothes in a catolog, sit by your mum and look at her ever once in a while and smile.
63. Count all the flowers on your wallpaper (unplug the phone)