List of trufax:

-Straddling =/= Grinding, humping, or anything of the sort. It means the best possible position to do evil vampy things. In actuality, it means less physical contact then other positions. Points of contact would be hands, mouth, and maybe sides of legs/knees, but that's it. Also more leverage.
-Despite the evil commentary, Light ( Read more... )

Uh, yeah...

He looked around and walked over to the nearest door.

How about this one?

He opens the door and holds it for A. It was perfect.  Nobody was around, and there were no other doors leading out of the room.

((WARNING: Thar be biting here. From there.))