My apartment's just been broken into.

I know this for a fact.

I've just got home, vaguely tipsy, to find something... ( damn strange. )

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I laughed for two seconds, then watched the rest absolutely horrified. I hate turtles - their heads and necks just look zombified dongs with a fucking mouth. I don't know why the nasty creatures even exist still. They're truly disgusting. And... I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD DONGS!! Or that they could make noises. Bloody hell ( Read more... )

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Hello all. I've decided to inform you that I had a nightmare last night. A terrible one involving axes and sausages. This is also an art dump! Yeahhhh!


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I'm doing a public post for once, so the potential Friends (or scary stalkers... that still don't comment) are reassured that I am alive ( Read more... )

The Good Samaritan
She had been overwhelmed once again, by the desperate need to light a cigarette and inhale it deeply, letting it envelope her being and soothe her until her shaking stopped and she was able to think clearly. It was something her body screamed for, hardly able to function without it, almost making her believe that everything would ( Read more... )