Author: collab between tomemiprozac & mariegina
Genre: Comedy, crack
Summary: this potion involves evil paparazzi!ryopi, bakajin screaming apocalypse, drunk!kame, annoying!koki and akame.
Disclaimer: If my name was johnny kitagawa, you wouldn't be seeing ryo, pi OR jin on television[they'd be locked in my closet]

( Kame ignored Ryo, and turned to Jin. 'Jin,' he started, while the addressed looked at him with a hint of fear. 'Who do you think should rule the world, the Ninja Turtles or gangsta rappers?' )