The First Five Times Ohno Satoshi had a Threesome: Part I

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The first time Ohno Satoshi had a threesome, Nino and MatsuJun got him drunk on plum wine.

This wasn't their intention, of course, but being boys and being members of Johnny's Entertainment they all knew that sometimes these things just happened. It didn't help that Ohno was a very well behaved boy, and was very naive in the ways of the world. Unlike his friends he never thought of sex or drugs or alcohol. In fact, he was blissfully unaware of such things. Instead, he sat at home reading story books with Aiba, gazing at the stars and planning his future marriage to a beautiful, virtuous girl. By the time he was 15 he had his wedding planned out down to the china pattern-- but that's a story for another time.

That night Aiba happened to be out of town with Sho, it was too cloudy to stargaze and the new issue of Bride's Monthly hadn't yet arrived, so Ohno had nothing new to add to his wedding scrapbook. Instead of sitting at home wishing that he could do the things he usually did, Ohno decided to spend some time with his very good friends, Nino and MatsuJun.

Ohno loved spending time with Nino and MatsuJun because they both loved spending time with him. Even if they sometimes fought over who got to sit next to him or hold his hand, he liked the attention. Besides, unlike his silly friends, Ohno knew that he had two hands and two sides to sit on, so there was no reason to fight.

The boys made plans to go out for ramen for dinner and they had so much fun together that they decided to go to Ohno's apartment to spend more time together. Ohno didn't mind this, and in fact was delighted to get to spend more time with his two very good friends. They left for his apartment arm in arm and even managed to just miss a rainstorm, although Ohno had an umbrella with him anyway, as all very well-behaved boys are also always very well-prepared boys.

"That was seriously delicious!" said Ohno, rubbing his stomach as he shut and locked his front door behind his friends. His mother had always told him that safety came first, and Ohno took this advice very seriously, for he knew his mother never lied.

"It was!" Nino and Jun both agreed, although neither had eaten anything themselves, as Nino had been too busy watching Ohno eat his dinner to remember his own and MatsuJun had given up eating when he was 14. They had both ordered dinner, though, and could guess from the smell that it had probably been quite tasty, even if it wasn't quite seriously delicious. Either way, neither was going to question Ohno's judgment on such things.

"Oi, know what would be perfect to wash dinner down with?" Nino asked as he pulled a bottle from behind his back. "This!"

"My favorite!" Ohno cried, mistaking the bottle of wine for the new flavor of fanta that he so loved. Sure, the bottle was different than the ones he usually bought, but it was probably just a super special edition. Besides, Nino had still remembered his favorite and that was what mattered. Ohno threw his arms around Nino in a hug to show his appreciation for his friend's thoughtfulness.

"But we don't have any glasses," MatsuJun pointed out, pouting a little as he watched his other friends hug, secretly wishing -he'd- thought to bring the wine.

"We don't need glasses," Nino answered, handing Ohno the bottle as he broke their hug. Nino stood back with a hand on his hip and gave MatsuJun a look that said he was very silly for saying such a thing. "It's best from the bottle."

"But there are three of us. I don't want to drink from the same bottle as you," MatsuJun shot back, still angry that Nino had managed to get the first hug of the night.

"You are such a priss."

"Am not!"

"Are too... priss."

"Stop calling me that!"

"What? Priss? Priss, priss, priss, PRISS!"

... and so the two friends continued to argue, so distracted by their fighting that they forgot all about Ohno and the bottle of wine.

Luckily for the bottle of wine, Ohno had not forgotten about it at all and decided to let it keep him company, since it wouldn't fight about glasses like his silly friends did. The bottle also didn't mind when he talked about fishing and dancing and his future virtuous love. Whenever he talked about these things with Nino or Jun, they always changed the subject or just rolled their eyes.

Ohno was having such a good time with the bottle of wine, in fact, that he didn't even notice when his friends finally stopped fighting and came over to keep him company. Ohno sat the bottle down and smiled at his friends, first MatsuJun on the left, then Nino on the right. He opened his mouth to tell them about the great conversation he and the bottle of wine had just had, but all that came out was a hiccup instead.

"Ano..." Nino and MatsuJun said in unison as they held up the now empty bottle in front of Ohno's face.

"One, two, three...," Ohno blinked and laughed as he counted the number of Ninos and MatsuJuns he could see, wondering how exactly his friends had managed such a trick. He opened his mouth to ask them but all that came out was another hiccup.

Nino and MatsuJun, naturally, were very worried about their friend. Since Ohno was a very well-behaved boy, they weren't used to seeing him act strangely and they weren't quite sure what to do.

"Give him some water," suggested Nino.

"No, no... he needs to lay down in bed," MatsuJun insisted.

"He can't lay in bed with all his clothes on," Nino pointed out, giving MatsuJun a look that said this time he was more than just silly.

"Take his pants off," MatsuJun answered after a moment's thought.

Nino blinked, looked at Ohno and then looked back at his friend.

"Don't pretend you haven't though of it before," MatsuJun mumbled, keeping his voice low so as not to disturb Ohno and make his condition worse.

"I just can't believe you said it before me," Nino answered, his hands already reaching out to help undress their very confused, well-behaved friend.

Ohno couldn't help but think how very good it was to have such very nice friends that would take care of him like this. He was so happy that his friends were so nice, in fact, that he decided to give Nino a kiss to show him just how very grateful he was. He was a little surprised when he ended up kissing Nino's lips instead of his cheek, but they were very close friends, so it only made sense that they would do very close things like this. It was only natural, then, that after he was done kissing Nino he had to kiss MatsuJun. Afterall, he didn't want his friends to fight again over a silly little thing like a kiss.

Ohno was a little surprised when he finished kissing his friends and saw that they were all in their underwear. He didn't exactly remember getting undressed, but he wasn't terribly upset by it. As friends it was no big deal if Nino and MatsuJun helped him undress. They probably could tell that he was getting a little sleepy and, like the very good friends they were, decided to help him get ready for bed.

They were such good friends, in fact, that they were even rubbing his thighs for him. Ohno decided that his friends must have known just how sore his thighs were from dancing that day and again he had to smile at just how thoughtful his friends were.

Ohno really wasn't confused until his friends hands started to rub places higher than his legs. He gave them both a look as a funny tingling started in his tummy. He wasn't quite sure what to think. He was sure this was just what very good friends did for each other, but he was also a very well-behaved boy and very well-behaved boys knew that if you touched down there it would fall off.

This thought worried him a little, so Ohno opened his mouth to ask them to please stop as he'd not like such an important piece of him to fall off. All that came out this time was a moan.

After a moment's thought, Ohno decided that maybe it didn't count if your friends touched it for you.

Yes, that had to be it.

When Nino and MatsuJun took his underwear off Ohno knew that he really did have the best friends in the whole wide world, as they were getting very uncomfortable and a little sweaty by this point. They must have both just known how very much he hated sweaty underwear.

Ohno opened his mouth to thank them for this new piece of thoughtfulness, but nothing came out, as it was very hard to speak with MatsuJun's tongue in his throat and that strange tingling in his stomach.

It was somewhere between kissing MatsuJun, then kissing Nino, then watching MatsuJun kiss Nino, then kissing MatsuJun again that Ohno had a wonderful idea. If he couldn't tell his friends how great they were then he could at least show them. It wasn't really nice to just sit there when they were being so very thoughtful anyway. If there was one thing very well-behaved boys had, it was manners, and Ohno intended to use them.

Ohno decided as he was touching both his friends in the place that very well-behaved boys didn't touch themselves that he was glad his mother had taught him manners. If he didn't have such good manners then he couldn't have made his friends so very happy as this.

Ohno opened his mouth to share this thought with his friends, but all that came out was another moan.

Nino and MatsuJun didn't seem to be having any problems talking, though. In fact, they were talking pretty loudly and using some words that Ohno knew were definitely on the list of words that very well-behaved boys like him didn't say.

Ohno resisted for as long as he could, but sometimes there is only so much a very well-behaved boy can take. When Nino kissed him again he decided that it was impossible to remain a very well-behaved boy when you had such very good friends as this.

"Damn!" He mumbled, deciding that sometimes it felt good to be not so very well-behaved

"Hell!" He cried as he felt MatsuJun give him a kiss somewhere he'd never imagined you could kiss anyone before.

"Shit!" He exclaimed as Nino rolled him over and put his very special part in a very special place that no one had told him it could go before.

"Fuck!" He yelled as the funny feeling grew worse and worse, spreading through his whole body. Ohno was afraid he was sick and opened his mouth to warn his friends, but all that came out was a string of words that made even Nino blush.

It was then that Ohno decided that maybe words on the list that very well-behaved boys like him didn't say were there because they felt so very, very good to say.

In fact, maybe there was a list of things that very well-behaved boys didn't do because they felt so very, very good and very, very bad just like this.

It was as he had this last thought that something magical happened, and Ohno finally understood that it didn't matter if you were a not-so-entirely-good boy as long as you had very good friends.

Even if the end result was a little messy and meant you had to buy new sheets.