Note 1: Spoilers for all of season one only. Note 2: Ow, my dial-up hurts!! No, seriously. I would not be surprised if your computer suddenly decided to self-destruct if you attempt viewing this with dial-up. Note 3: You may notice that I'm very partial towards a certain Sam Tyler. It must be all of those "This is procedure!" rants. With my abnormal personality, I probably find them oddly alluring. ;)