Fic: Complaint (Pt 3), Blue Cortina, by little_cello
Title: Complaint Pt. 3
Author: little_cello
Word Count: 370
Characters: Sam, Gene
Rating: Blue Cortina for things discussed
Summary: The boys complain yet again.
“You're awfully quiet today.”
“Shut it, Tyler.”
“You're still thinking about that one thing, aren't you.”
“I said shut it.”
“Well, nothin' wrong 'bout that. In fact -“
“Which part of 'shut it' are you findin' hard to understand, Tyler?”
“Alright, alright. ...It is good though, y'know, considering the possibility that-- oof!”
“I warned ye.”
“Jesus -“
“Don't you dare complain, Tyler. You've been pampered enough as is!”
“I was in a bloody car crash!”
“Yes, and I bloody well had a building crash on me and confessed my love to ye!”
“...so?”
“What d'you mean, 'so'?! It's a bloody nightmare!”
“No mention of your female version basically bein'--”
“One more word...”
“Oh, so that one didn't 'appen, did it. I see, I get it.”
“Of course it didn't 'appen! Bloody ridiculous, that one!”
“If Phyllis could hear you right now...”
“What's she got to do with anything?”
“Nothing, Gene. Nothing at all. Oh, ow.”
“Got yer knickers in a twist, Gladys?”
“I won't even dignify that with an answer.”
“Well, quit whinging then. Any of us 'ave had it worse than you in their lives.”
“Ok, I really won't dignify that with an answer, you 'ave no idea what you're talkin' about. Besides, that car crash really was bloody painful.”
“If you mention the bloody crash one more time -“
“How does that affect you?! You seem to be all right enough in there!”
“This isn't about me, you div!”
“Then what?!”
“If you'd care to look at the flamin' background!”
“The...... oh. Right.”
“Gets me blood boilin' every time I look at it. Christ, how bloody dare they...”
“I'm sorry, Gene.”
“What, none of your snappy jokes on that one?”
“No. I know how much the Cortina means to you.”
“And quite right too. Someone's goin' to pay for this...”
“Still, your concern for me is downright overwhelming. Considering I'm unconscious and bleedin' and all that.”
“Take it like a man and shut it.”
“Thanks a bunch, Gene.”
Author: little_cello
Word Count: 370
Characters: Sam, Gene
Rating: Blue Cortina for things discussed
Summary: The boys complain yet again.
“You're awfully quiet today.”
“Shut it, Tyler.”
“You're still thinking about that one thing, aren't you.”
“I said shut it.”
“Well, nothin' wrong 'bout that. In fact -“
“Which part of 'shut it' are you findin' hard to understand, Tyler?”
“Alright, alright. ...It is good though, y'know, considering the possibility that-- oof!”
“I warned ye.”
“Jesus -“
“Don't you dare complain, Tyler. You've been pampered enough as is!”
“I was in a bloody car crash!”
“Yes, and I bloody well had a building crash on me and confessed my love to ye!”
“...so?”
“What d'you mean, 'so'?! It's a bloody nightmare!”
“No mention of your female version basically bein'--”
“One more word...”
“Oh, so that one didn't 'appen, did it. I see, I get it.”
“Of course it didn't 'appen! Bloody ridiculous, that one!”
“If Phyllis could hear you right now...”
“What's she got to do with anything?”
“Nothing, Gene. Nothing at all. Oh, ow.”
“Got yer knickers in a twist, Gladys?”
“I won't even dignify that with an answer.”
“Well, quit whinging then. Any of us 'ave had it worse than you in their lives.”
“Ok, I really won't dignify that with an answer, you 'ave no idea what you're talkin' about. Besides, that car crash really was bloody painful.”
“If you mention the bloody crash one more time -“
“How does that affect you?! You seem to be all right enough in there!”
“This isn't about me, you div!”
“Then what?!”
“If you'd care to look at the flamin' background!”
“The...... oh. Right.”
“Gets me blood boilin' every time I look at it. Christ, how bloody dare they...”
“I'm sorry, Gene.”
“What, none of your snappy jokes on that one?”
“No. I know how much the Cortina means to you.”
“And quite right too. Someone's goin' to pay for this...”
“Still, your concern for me is downright overwhelming. Considering I'm unconscious and bleedin' and all that.”
“Take it like a man and shut it.”
“Thanks a bunch, Gene.”