So I just tried playing a very simple little video game that was made way back in 1988. It's the kind of game that doesn't have AI, so to speak. Just a bunch of 2D critters following set patterns. And for some reason, I was too fucking retarded to pick up on these patterns and thus couldn't even get past stage 2. Yeah. I'm dumber than a fucking ( Read more... )

So I just spent all of the time in between this post and my last post trying to get to sleep. I couldn't, but not because of nerves or a lack of fatigue. Far from it. No, I was unable to get to sleep due to the mating call of a very loud frog living in the ditch outside of my apartment ( Read more... )

I took a girl home a few nights ago. We hung out, shot the shit, watched teevee, and got high. Eventually things turned physical (as they always seem to), and about 45 minutes later I was looking down at her and asking her if she was "good." She smiled sweetly and stated that she was "exceptionally good," to which I responded, "cool." At that point ( Read more... )