STOP TEXTING HOS, 007
As I said in a post a while ago, my Playstation 3 controller is borked to hell. From what I understand, the controller has a foam pad in it, which helps the controller understand what button is being pushed. But over time, that pad wears down, and so the controller gets confused and thinks you are selecting a particular button when you aren't. The solution is to either open the controller up and do surgery on it (no) or to buy another controller. Now, I have another controller, but it's a different make/model, and it's a janky little thing. I don't want to use it if I don't have to. BUT I might have to, because this is getting annoying.
I just started playing Goldeneye: Reloaded (which is a remake of the classic Nintendo 64 game). And in this game, they added a bunch of other stuff, including the ability for 007 to take pictures and hack data with his cell phone. Well, my fucking controller keeps thinking I want to whip out that phone. It's so irritating. WE ARE GETTING SHOT AT, BOND. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TEXT YOUR HOS, YOU FUCK.
I also feel the need to point out the deeply unsettling fact that the game has a cover of Tina Turner's "Goldeneye"... and it's done by Nicole Scherzinger. Of the Pussycat Dolls. And Eden's Crush. And that struggling solo album she has been trying to release since Lincoln freed the slaves. Or did she release it? I don't know. But that shouldn't have happened if it did, and this song definitely should not have happened either way.
I just started playing Goldeneye: Reloaded (which is a remake of the classic Nintendo 64 game). And in this game, they added a bunch of other stuff, including the ability for 007 to take pictures and hack data with his cell phone. Well, my fucking controller keeps thinking I want to whip out that phone. It's so irritating. WE ARE GETTING SHOT AT, BOND. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TEXT YOUR HOS, YOU FUCK.
I also feel the need to point out the deeply unsettling fact that the game has a cover of Tina Turner's "Goldeneye"... and it's done by Nicole Scherzinger. Of the Pussycat Dolls. And Eden's Crush. And that struggling solo album she has been trying to release since Lincoln freed the slaves. Or did she release it? I don't know. But that shouldn't have happened if it did, and this song definitely should not have happened either way.