So, um, before I do this, I just want to say that a lot of these have no context, so I don't want to seem like a complete pervert and...oh, you know me well enough.
1. Your name? Randy Bosch. 2. Are we friends? Yes. 3. Do you have a crush on/are you attracted to me? I like you, but not in a seventh-grade kind of way. Which is what this reminds me of. 4. Would you kiss me? Yeah. 5. ...With tongue? I don't really do that. 6. Would you enjoy it? I think so. 7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? Of course. 8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Again, I don't really do that. There's a little thing called 'public decency.' 9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I was a radio DJ in college. 10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Absolutely. 11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? There's not really anything I couldn't tell you, so, no? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Yeah. That's what friends are supposed to do. 13. Do you think I'm
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1. Your name?
Randy Bosch.
2. Are we friends?
Yes.
3. Do you have a crush on/are you attracted to me?
I like you, but not in a seventh-grade kind of way. Which is what this reminds me of.
4. Would you kiss me?
Yeah.
5. ...With tongue?
I don't really do that.
6. Would you enjoy it?
I think so.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out?
Of course.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
Again, I don't really do that. There's a little thing called 'public decency.'
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you.
I was a radio DJ in college.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
Absolutely.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
There's not really anything I couldn't tell you, so, no?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
Yeah. That's what friends are supposed to do.
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The world could use a couple more of you, Murphy.
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