So, um, before I do this, I just want to say that a lot of these have no context, so I don't want to seem like a complete pervert and...oh, you know me well enough.
1. Your name? Randy Bosch. 2. Are we friends? Yes. 3. Do you have a crush on/are you attracted to me? I like you, but not in a seventh-grade kind of way. Which is what this reminds me of. 4. Would you kiss me? Yeah. 5. ...With tongue? I don't really do that. 6. Would you enjoy it? I think so. 7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? Of course. 8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Again, I don't really do that. There's a little thing called 'public decency.' 9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I was a radio DJ in college. 10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Absolutely. 11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? There's not really anything I couldn't tell you, so, no? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Yeah. That's what friends are supposed to do. 13. Do you think I'm a good person? I think you're a great person. 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Yeah, but it's pretty small, so you can take the bed and I'll take the couch. I'm sure you don't need my elbow in your midsection. 15. Do you think I'm hot? I think you're beautiful. 16. Would you call me just because? Sure, although you probably have better things to do. 17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? Anytime. 18. If you could change anything about me, would you? No. Then you wouldn't be who you are. 19. Would you have sex with me? If we were in a relationship and it was the right time. I don't do flings. 20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Yes, though that would be interesting to explain to my boss. 21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? I find people who are willing to dedicate their lives to making the lives of others better incredibly amazing. 22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I'm almost scared to, just because it's me, so...but I guess I could. 23. What's the best time of the year? Any time that I get to go back and see my family, which is usually in the fall or winter. I tend to like fall because it's not as cold.
1. Your name?
Randy Bosch.
2. Are we friends?
Yes.
3. Do you have a crush on/are you attracted to me?
I like you, but not in a seventh-grade kind of way. Which is what this reminds me of.
4. Would you kiss me?
Yeah.
5. ...With tongue?
I don't really do that.
6. Would you enjoy it?
I think so.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out?
Of course.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
Again, I don't really do that. There's a little thing called 'public decency.'
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you.
I was a radio DJ in college.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
Absolutely.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
There's not really anything I couldn't tell you, so, no?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
Yeah. That's what friends are supposed to do.
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
I think you're a great person.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
Yeah, but it's pretty small, so you can take the bed and I'll take the couch. I'm sure you don't need my elbow in your midsection.
15. Do you think I'm hot?
I think you're beautiful.
16. Would you call me just because?
Sure, although you probably have better things to do.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
Anytime.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
No. Then you wouldn't be who you are.
19. Would you have sex with me?
If we were in a relationship and it was the right time. I don't do flings.
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
Yes, though that would be interesting to explain to my boss.
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)?
I find people who are willing to dedicate their lives to making the lives of others better incredibly amazing.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
I'm almost scared to, just because it's me, so...but I guess I could.
23. What's the best time of the year?
Any time that I get to go back and see my family, which is usually in the fall or winter. I tend to like fall because it's not as cold.
...I hope that didn't just make me sound strange.
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The world could use a couple more of you, Murphy.
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I have a sister, but she's more into clubs than Kundera.
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