Sep 16, 2005 21:55
Finished the big ol' nonprofit update before the onslaught of the juried exhibit is upon me... what do I think of juried exhibits with prizes and such... I think they are a subjective load of bullshit. But hey, two over analytical artist jurors are paid (and that comment is just so wrong in itself) and then a few artists for a few months feel they were the *chosen* ones. As exhibit director of this non-profit now for over ayear and acting like a god sent to over 200 artists from A-Z, I just want to take the jurors myself and staple those bad ass waste of an artists time flesh mongers to the wall and frame one and not the other... have a neon sign blinking above them saying SALE ...blink... SALE ....blink... SALE... make sure there is an IV located somewhere near where it should be and have the IV's sponsored by some up and coming hospital to rob us of our money and supply us a nice place to be ill and with horrible artwork ... I can seee it now - as the waste shimmers down the walls and their freshly pressed suits for the day become wrinkles of a small presidential penis - of their rottin exploits of whose good enough to be an artist showing and whose not piles up as a mimicked rotting load of shit.
Let the fucking public decide - bah , that wouldn't work either...
How about each artist have a tip jar next to their work like a musician?
How about for each art piece you like the artist can go kick the shit *literally* out of the stapled up juror?
Rules and Regulations of art should proceed as long as it doesn't cause stupid people death. That in being that if a person decides they want to touch broken glass and it slices off their finger better used up their nose or in more ochre places... or they are a hemodiseased, vampirie jealous miscreant... then the ART should be UP!
I need to start a new organization... damnit!