Linkara fans please don't kill me! D:
Written in about a half hour... It's only a first draft, I may perfect it later but... I blame Weird Al for some reason.
I Review This Way
(Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
My fans told me when I got my start
Your storyline is pretty neat
I gave you little bits of story here and there
And kept you on the edge of your seat
Now it seems that everyone has had enough
And tells me to just do a review
Well if you don't well than that's just tough
What makes you think I'll listen to you?
They say now my storylines lame and they just get in the way
Well they don't have to watch cause I review this way
Evil robot doubles can fly and no one really can die
That's why I have Black Lanterns while I review this way
Continuity has to go, when we're talkin' Insano
Baby I review this way
We'll get the comic oh, just let me give this plot a go
It's not dragging I review this waaaaaay
Bring in toys from Dr. Who
Star Trek and even Power Rangers too
Cause I'm a friggin' manchild
so what?
I've got so many characters
Sometimes it gets hard to keep track
And now everybody just rips me off
Wish everyone would get off my back
You know you're no one on the site
Without my C-A-M-E-O
In fact you'll never be as popular as me
But you could always try to give it a go
They say my ego has grown and gotten outta control
Well they're just hatin I review this way
Complain that I never cuss well I just don't see the fuss
That means I'm better than you 'cause I use English this way
It may seem childish, painful and lame
But just look at me I have no shame
Linkara, Mecha, and mobster Harvey
Pollo, Liz, ain't 90's Kid gnarly
Self indulgent, clunky fight scenes
Between 6 guys all played by me
It may seem a bit too much but
screw you man, I review this way
Put my girl on the show, just so that everyone knows
I'm not with Spoony, I just knock boots this way
But no one seems to give a damn, well there goes my plan
My fans don't care, they still write Slash every day
I review this way-hey, I review this way-hey
You can't make fun of me for expressing my opinions this way
I review this way-hey, what more can I say-hey
Until I lose all my viewers I review this way-hey