This is EPIC. aka a email war between my professor and myself
Dearest Dr. MF,
I was wondering if I could meet with you again tomorrow (Thursday) to discuss my paper. This time I actually want you to look over what I have and help me out with my organization esp. i know you're going to be on campus for capstones and your meeting, so you have no excuse! I have a final at 6:30 but other than that I am free. Also there are free chair massages in the SUB starting at noon, you may want one before certain students heads are riped off and hung outside your office as a warning to other idiots...I mean students who do not achieve their full academic potential due to their..stupidity. (I tired to be nice, give me a break).
Respectfully yours,
The Divine Ms. Sabrina
a.k.a.
Sabrina Hannon
Junior (almost Senior)
English Major
Women's Studies minor
Women's Studies Teaching Assistant
WUMRC President
WHAM Mentor
Writing Consultant
Dear The Divine Ms. Sabrina,
Can you meet around 3:05? That way we can sneak cookies before the Kirby Canon thingy on the lawn and capstones.
-Dr. F
Marcia K. Farrell, Ph.D.
From: Hannon, Sabrina (Student)
Sent: Thu 4/30/2009 3:20 AM
To: Farrell, Marcia
Subject: This paper is causing m physical pain
MF,
I thought you would like to know that I just pulled my groin writing your god damn paper! It is not all your fault as a rollie chair also had a wheel in it. FML
Sabrina Hannon(the girl who was taken out by an English paper)
Junior
English Major
Women's Studies minor
Women's Studies Teaching Assistant
WUMRC President
WHAM Mentor
Writing Consultant
Subject: RE: This paper is causing m physical pain
So, I'm no longer Dr. MF?
Well, I suppose that when my paper precipitated an injury, the dropped title makes sense.
How in the world did you pull your groin using a rollie chair?
Maybe Inkwell should run an article on how to avoid injury while writing papers...
Marcia K. Farrell, Ph.D.
well I realized how funny it was for that email so, yes, temporary, your Doctorate that you spent years working for was revoked. Two things contributed to my injury(other than you and the rollie chair, of coarse): I'm an off injury target much like Melissa. And two, I had just printed someone and was half standing, half sitting on said evil chair and it moved unexpectedly, I slipped, a very unhealthy noise was made and my friend Jai laughed so hard he fell out of his chair because I was in mid sentence and just said in the same tone I was speaking "I just pulled my groin". Sadly, this is not my first rollie chair injury, I had another one eariler on in the semester that happened in the Writers Center as well. I was working with Sarah Hartman and we were having a rollie Chair race or rather tag, and while I did win my victory was fleeting as I soon realized that I pulled a muscle in my knee, which I managed to keep reinjurying for about a month. Those damn chairs should come with a warning on them. And yes inkwell should run an article on the dangers of those death traps because everyone thinks they are so fun and innocent. They are not aware that the chairs are secretly plotting their revenge and waiting for their moment to strike!
Sabrina Hannon
Junior
English Major
Women's Studies minor
Women's Studies Teaching Assistant
WUMRC President
WHAM Mentor
Writing Consultant