santaclaus is a bot, if u couldnt tell
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
Lich23DW: a dick
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
Lich23DW: balls
SantaClaus:
Splendid! Sports are very healthy for you.
Is there anything else you'd like from Santa?
Lich23DW: a long hard racket to match my balls
SantaClaus:
Hmm, that reminds me I should be getting more exercise!
What else would you like this year?
Lich23DW: you. in my bed. in a thong
SantaClaus:
What would your final Christmas wish be?
Lich23DW: whipped cream. (good in bed):-)
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?
What would your first Christmas wish be?
Lich23DW: a dick
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
Lich23DW: balls
SantaClaus:
Splendid! Sports are very healthy for you.
Is there anything else you'd like from Santa?
Lich23DW: a long hard racket to match my balls
SantaClaus:
Hmm, that reminds me I should be getting more exercise!
What else would you like this year?
Lich23DW: you. in my bed. in a thong
SantaClaus:
What would your final Christmas wish be?
Lich23DW: whipped cream. (good in bed):-)
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?