The Fox Legacy 2.3
We begin with Andromeda trying hard to catch up to her sisters.
She rolled the Clumsy trait.
Vela: I thought I was supposed to be the rebellious one! Doing homework with my little sisters isn't my idea of rebellion.
HELLO ZELDA :D Nice of you to visit all the way from the afterlife. But everyone is asleep so why are you here?
Oh.
Andromeda: Awww, man. I've only been clumsy for a few minutes and I already broke the shower.
Don't worry, dear. You fit right in with this family.
So Apollo's biceps are now pretty much as big around as his TORSO. It's kind of terrifying. He's come a long way from his days as a twig.
Vega: What are all you people doing in my house?
Andromeda: Oh Grandpa. You're so silly.
Noble: I am SO TIRED of pancakes every morning for breakfast. It'd be nice if once in a while SOMEONE would make some goopy carbonara or something.
Noble: Did you HEAR ME? GOOPY. CARBONARA.
Noble: GOOPY. CARBONARA.
Andromeda: Mom, you're scaring me.
Apollo has climbed the ladder of the atheltic career track and now is rather famous, as you can see. His fans are --- wait a minute.
DAMNIT RICO. XD YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY. STOP IT ALREADY.
Rico: I can't believe it! It's Apollo Fox right in front of me!
Yeah, just like at every family gathering!!!!!!!!!!!! You're nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vega bumped into his lovely firstborn Venus down at the beach, and to my suprise she was pregnant! I'll have to check in on her again later.
Because I'm a terrible person, I tend to ignore birthdays after young adult stage, so Apollo got to age up with only Noble around to laugh at his hair.
The twins get plenty of cake and attention, though. They seem ... sinisterly pleased.
My god Noble, way to point and laugh RIGHT in her face. xD
Amalthea: Hurry and age up, it feels weird not being identical.
Helene: I'm on it.
They aged up into the exact same hair. That is so like them.
Amalthea rolled the Lucky trait.
And Helene rolled Childish. I figured at teen stage even twins start wanting a little individuality, so they get different hairstyles now.
Helene: Happy birthday to us!
Amalthea: Let's see if Vela will drive us somewhere. Family parties are kind of boring.
It wasn't really a hard sell. Vela was sick of standing around in the living room competing with Vega over who can play guitar the longest.
Amalthea: Huff huff. Wait uuuppp. We artists aren't very athletic!
Helene and Amalthea: Uhhh, so what do we do now?
Vela: Watch and learn.
Vela: Hi there. I'm Vela, Vega Fox's granddaughter. You might of heard of him?
Salvatore: Who?
Amalthea: I don't think we're supposed to be messing with that stuff, Hels.
Helene: Stop worrying so much, Ama. They put it here for the public. Look, I made some for everybody.
Amalthea: I don't know, sis...
Amalthea: I'm just going to go read a nice safe book.
Helene: *sigh*
Normal teens having fun.
Amalthea having fun.
Vela: *wedges herself between Salvatore and Helene* As I was saying, I'm directly related to Vega Fox, the rock star. He said he's going to help get me started in my own music career, so it'd be smart to get to know me now before I make it big.
Salvatore: Is she always like this?
Helene: Pretty much.
Helene was bored with watching Vela fail to hit on boys so she decided to play with her awesome pony while Salvatore... had himself a nice cry.
Salvatore: The sea makes me EMOTIONAL!
Helene finally caved and played chess with her twin, even though she hates that kind of thing. Amalthea destroyed her, naturally.
Vela: Is that an utensil in your pocket, because you're extremely attractive.
She's pretty bad at pickup lines.
Vega finally maxxed out his charisma skill, and thus achieved his lifetime want. HURRAY!
Oh and I was curious as to who knocked up Venus, and after a bit of poking around I found out it was this guy. Hank. An old ass man.
Amalthea managed to somewhat befriend a boy at school, and followed him home one day. He looks like he should be wearing a shirt that says "I'd rather be surfing."
What are you doing!!! You're a beautiful young woman!!! Stop doing homework and flirt with that guy!
Amalthea: Flirt? I'm not sure I know how to do that.
Amalthea: Do I punch him?!!
Toby: GAH!
NO!!! PUT YOUR FISTS DOWN, CRAZY!
Good thing he seems to like you even though you fail at human interaction.
The next night after school it was time for more socialization parties.
And Amalthea went back over to Toby's house.
Where she INTRODUCED herself to him again?! XD
Amalthea: I'm Amalthea!
Toby: ...I... know?
Amalthea: I-I know! What I meant to say was, uhm... nice to see you again?
LOL Toby's mom is in the background like:
Back at home, no one in the Fox household has ever heard of privacy.
SERIOUSLY? That is so creepy! GTFO you two!
Apollo: Hey, what's going on out here?
*slaps forehead*
Andromeda: Yuck. Boys are so gross.
The family finally left the two of them alone, and Vela got her first kiss.
And a good one it must have been.
Apollo: *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*
Andromeda: *deaf always and forever*
Apollo: *rests chin on Salvatore's shoulder*
Salvatore: Holy crap awkward.
Andromeda: AM I A BEAUTIFUL LADY NOW?
Actually, yes! She rolled the trait Kleptomaniac which is hilarious.
Andromeda: Now who's the prettiest?
Vela: D:
EVERYONE: OMG WE WANT CAKE! THERE'S NO HUMAN WAY TO REACH THAT CAKE THOUGH. OMG CAKE! CAN'T GET IT!
So after the party everyone went to bed and that's when I realized Vega was nowhere to be found. Turns out he wandered his senile old self down to the theatre to play for tips and had amassed a GIANT crowd at 3am.
Cop: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist those sweet riffs immediately. It's causing a disturbance.
At home the next day, Apollo tried to box the maid into a corner, much to her discomfort. What is he up to?
Maid: Urgh, must wash off this encounter. I feel so unclean.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN, BOY, YOU HAVE NOBLE.
Apollo: I'm just saying, man. I don't get much attention in this house anymore.
Apollo: I might just do something drastic.
And where is Noble during this? Trying her best to play video games. With this family it's easier said than done.
Noble: Really, you three? You can't do that ANYWHERE else in this house?
Vela can't hear you because she's too stupid in love. Vega can't hear you because he is old. Oh, and look. What's Andromeda doing back there?
Andromeda: Hmph. She's all over Salvatore again, and Amalthea is always going on and on about Toby. What about ME? Why can't I meet anybody?
Andromeda: *horrible realization* What does this mean for my chances at HEIR?
Noble: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
Noble: UGH forget it. I died.
Vega: What show are we watching again?
Oh no. The stress of worrying about who will become heir has driven her to drink at such an early age.
Amalthea decided very early on her dream was to be an author. She finished her first scifi novel and it ended up being a hit.
Hello again, Zelda. Whatcha doin there? Staring listlessly out to sea? That's kind of creepy.
Zelda: *drifts into room* Oh, my beautiful granddaughters...
That's about ten times creepier, thanks.
Vela: What's been up with you lately, sis? You seem a little stressed since your birthday. Is everything okay?
Andromeda: Wow, that's really sweet of you to notice. Actually, I --
Apollo: *bursts in* VELA! LET'S PLAY CATCH!
Vela: OKAY LET'S GO! :D
Andromeda: ...
Lol, Andyyyy. FOREVER ALONE.
JESUS, APOLLO. THAT IS INDECENT. XD
Apollo: What is?? All my muscles seem in order! What are you talking about?
I feel bad for the people that keep getting conned into playing catch with Apollo. He doesn't play nice at all.
LOL NO ONE THROWS LIKE THAT. EVER.
I think Andromeda's kleptomania started acting up, because she decided to scope out the new neighbor's place.
Andromeda: Hmmm, looks like they have a pretty nice coffee table. or should I get the umbrella stand? That's nice, too. Let's see, eenie, meenie, minie, mo.
Dejaun Cosmo(scorpiosims ): ...Uhh, hello. Would you like to come in?
Andromeda: GEEZ. This place is barely furnished at all! What kind of guy is this?
Dejaun: BRR. I just got a chill for some reason.
Andromeda: So, uh. This is a pretty nice house. You must have a nice security system to protect your valuables, hm? You do have valuables, don't you?
Dejaun: Why do I already feel so uncomfortable?
Apollo maxxed out his athletic skill at last by pelting this stranger with footballs. Good for him!
LOL. I told him to go home and by god did he start sprinting. I've never seen a sim run that fast!!
Lady: Was it something I said?
I guess this family is going to get robbed once every generation, huh?
Thief: Pretty much.
THINK AGAIN!
Thief: OH MY GOD! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT A GIANT HOUSE LIKE THIS WOULD HAVE A SECURITY SYSTEM!
YES!!! GET HIM APOLLO!
Apollo: Nah, I think this guy has it covered. Man that stupid alarm is loud.
Vega: Thank god! He didn't get any of our chairs!
Perfect, juuust perfect. The robber kicked the crap out of him and ran out the door, and these two clowns stood and watched and complained about the alarm.
Cop: YEAHHH, I'M THE CHAMP! *elbows Apollo in the forehead*
Apollo: Ow.
Cop: No need to thank me, Sir. It's all in a days work.
Apollo: What would I be thanking you for, exactly?
Andromeda: Ew a cop. I hate cops.
Andromeda: Oh well, it's 3am. Time for cake.
Cop: Ohoho! This place is a teen girl paradise, isn't it?
Apollo: Just get out of my house, already!
Andromeda: That thief was so pathetic. Yeah, he didn't get caught, but he didn't steal anything either. I would never make such sloppy mistakes.
Helene: You wouldn't make any mistakes because you never actually steal anything. You just talk about it all the time.
The break in really inspired Andromeda. She realized her lifetime want was to be a Master Thief. Conversely, Vela decided she wanted to become a Forensic Investigator.
APOLLO NO. NOT YOUR ELDERLY FATHER!
Vela: Okay, I brought you home with me from school. Don't forget my 20 bucks.
Helene: What was that all about?
Teen whose name I've forgotten: Oh, uh, nothing. I may have had to persuade your sister a little to uhm, get her to introduce me to you.
Andromeda: Oh dear, someone left their valuable rocks just lying around! Don't mind if I do!
Andromeda: I'M THE GREATEST THIEF IN THE WOOOORLD
Guy: Isn't that your sister?
Helene: Nope. Never seen her before in my life.
Andromeda decided to drop by Dejaun's house and blatantly stare into his window.
Dejaun: Is this girl for real?
Dejaun: You could have just knocked, you know. Why are you here?
Andromeda: I know, I'm sorry. It's just that last time I was here I couldn't help but notice your hair is blue and well, ...blue is my favorite. Anyway, guess what!
Andromeda: This really terrible thief broke into our house late last night!
Dejaun: Whoa, that's actually really scary. Are you alright?
Andromeda: Psh, yeah! Can't you tell by looking at me? Blehhhh!
Dejaun: Aren't you ever normal for even 2 minutes?!!!!!!
Andromeda: Nope.
Dejaun: Well, I guess that's okay. It wouldn't be as cute on anyone else, though.
Andromeda: Really? You think I'm cute?
Dejaun: Well, yeah.
Toby's mom:
Meanwhile, at home Zelda's back, and this time everyone is awake. Let's see how it goes over.
Vela: Urghhh she's sitting right on our COUCH. Can you even have couches cleaned??
Vega: What's all the noise in here?
Apollo: I'm having door issues.
Vega: *GAAASP* ZELDA! :D
Vega: So what's the underworld like, my love?
Zelda: S'alright. No video games there, though.
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