The Fox Legacy 2.2
So here we have Apollo sitting down to enjoy a slice of cake. Totally normal, right? Except for the fact that he's using a bowl of salad to eat it with.
Apollo: Autumn salad really ~enhances the flavor.~ Plus, an athlete has to pack in the calories any way he can. *sips nightmarish salad cake mixture*
Noble has been doing a whole lotta this. WONDER WHY!
You're bathing with salad.
Apollo: Yes, and?
Just making sure you knew.
Apollo: I never knew salad had so many uses! If I balance it on my head like so, I can work those neck muscles that are so hard to build up!
The second I catch you with bulging neck muscles I'm putting you out of the legacy house.
Noble: Hurry up and get here, little baby. Mommy can't work out with you in there. :)
Zelda is getting slowly better and better at painting, yet sadly more and more old and confused. I SAID PAINT VEGA!
Zelda: But... chipmunks.
You see this cool guy? He just made it to the top of the music career and is officially a ROCK STAR!
Hold up. Let's zoom in on those glasses.
Zebra print. That is awesome.
When these two decide to get along, they get along great.
Noble: Sweetie, do you think you could set the salad down for just a minute?
Apollo: What? Why?!
Noble: I keep putting my elbow in it.
I sent Vega down to the theatre to hold his very first autograph session! He seems to have mostly fangirls, but a true fanboy or two showed up as well.
Vega: Always great to meet a fan. Now who am I making this out to?
Fanboy: I. WOULD. KILL FOR YOU!!!!!
Vega: Awesome.
Vega's fans truly come in all varieties. Some even go so far as to break out of prison to attend his meet and greet.
Vega: Thanks for all your support!
Criminal: I can't wait to sell this on Ebay! :D
Look at all those swooning fangi-- Wait, IS THAT RICO?
Rico, you know that's your father-in-law right? The guy you see all the time?
Rico: HE'S SOOO DREAMY!
Noble: OH MY GOD, THE PAIN. AM I DYING?
Poor little Noble. Apollo was at work so she had to waddle to the hospital all by herself.
Apollo must have gotten a call, however, because he showed up a minute later and ran inside.
Apollo: DON'T WORRY NOBLE! SALAD AND I ARE HERE!
They had a girl named Vela. She has the trademark Fox hair color and Apollo's brown eyes and Noble's skintone. She rolled Clumsy and Virtuoso and her favorite color is black.
Noble finally staged an intervention for Apollo and he put down the freakin salad, to the entire family's relief. Noble was so happy she offered to get knocked up again. Very sweet of her.
You go Apollo!!! The Fox men are incredibly potent, I'm telling you. It's a pregnancy first try every time so far.
Zelda finally managed a portrait of Vega. I'm so proud I don't know what to do with myself.
Since Apollo was out jogging anyway I had him visit Luna, Rico, and their baby Callisto's house to see what it looked like.
Needless to say, I was suprised. After talking with them a moment Apollo got a message popup saying "Apollo just discovered that Callisto is rich!" So I guess... that explains it? Somehow?
Vela is pretty cute, I'll admit. But I'm giving that silver hair the sign of the cross. NO MORE, PLEASE.
Noble: Ohhhhh, why do I keep agreeing to have more childrennnnn
Another girl! This is Amalthea. She has Noble's hair and eyes, and skin! She is Good and Artistic and her favorite color is white.
And this is Helene!!!! That's right, TWINS! She is identical to Amalthea except she has Zelda's black eyes. She is Brave and Artistic and her favorite color is black. I gave her the same hair as her twin because I'm a masochist.
For the sake of your sanity, just try to remember: Amalthea = BLUE EYES, Helene = BLACK EYES
I redid Luna and Rico's old bedroom into a half-asses nursery. Not sure why I went crazy with the yellow.
Vela: Uhmmm... I don't get it. Are you two like, the same person?
Amalthea and Helene: YES!! :D
And then they proceeded to play with each other and ignore their older sister.
Vela: Whatevs, more blocks for me.
Amalthea: What. I have been alive for three seconds and you're expecting me to walk around? You are insane.
Apollo: Ups-a-daisy! There we go! Daddy can't have any lazy babies in this house!
Zelda is really on point these days. She cranked out an heir portrait of Apollo right away!
Noble: Can you say "Mommy's not cut out for this motherhood stuff. She'd rather be weightlifting."
Helene: Weights!
Noble: Yeah great I don't care.
I was going for a standard shot of more baby-making but the camera glitched and showed me this horrifying glimpse of just how Sim babies are made. CANNOT. UNSEE.
Zelda: HURRAY! I never thought this day would come!
Noble: HAAA! You're gonna be one of those rock grandpas like Steven Tyler or Ozzy Osbourne!
Vega: Aww, I aged up into this hair again.
Zelda: MY EYES!
Vega: There, am I still sexy now that I have all my styles back? :(
Zelda: I'm just happy people won't mistake me for your mother anymore.
I find it pretty funny that now Vega is old, all his fans are old, too.
Noble may gripe a lot, but she should be given a little credit for tossing out a bottle or two every now and then. Having so many kids in a row isn't easy!
I decided to send Vega and Zelda out to visit Rico and Luna again. Taking Amalthea along was a complete suprise that Vega sprang on me.
Callisto was grown up enough now to answer the door, but she doesn't seem too happy about it.
Vega: Good to see you again, Rico. How's the autograph treatin ya?
Rico: I had it framed!
Vega: That's just great.
Zelda: Luna, this house is AMAZING! How did you afford it?
Luna: Didn't you hear? Callisto is rich!
Apollo was back at home learning that raising twins came with its own set of special challenges.
Amalthea: I'M HUNGRYYYYY!!!!
Helene: SHE'S HUNGRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Vela: What!? I don't wanna grow up yet! I don't wanna have to go to school!
She rolled the Family-Oriented trait, and is Daddy's little goth.
Amalthea: What's that? I want to play!
Vela: Pfff. This isn't a game for babies.
Amalthea: I. WANT. TO. PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Vela: Dear God, make it stop.
I took this picture because its a pretty good example of what you'd generally see if you peeked in the window at the Fox house. Vega is serenading everyone and no one cares, Apollo is working out, Noble is on the computer in her underwear, the twins are being twins, and Vela is ~lurking~ by the bookshelf for no known reason.
And seconds later, chaos! Noble went into labor, but she and Apollo are so used to it all by now they're totally chill about it.
Vela: GRANDPA! WHAT SHOULD WE DO! YOU'RE A LEGACY FOUNDER YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Vega: WHAT!? I DON'T KNOW!!! ZELDA ALWAYS TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!
Vela: ARE YOU TWO SEEING THIS?? OUR MOTHER IS IN PAIN!!!
Amalthea and Helene: *blissfully and twinfully unaware*
Vega: I know what I can do! I'll play a little song to make us forget our worries.
Vela: It's not working :(
The excitement was too much for Vela so she went up to her room in the attic and went to sleep.
It's official. Noble is a girl factory! This is Andromeda who has Apollo's skintone, Noble's eyes, and Zelda's blonde hair!!! I'm excited about this mix. She is a Genius and is Absent-minded. Lol I'm seeing mad scientist in her future. Her favorite color is blue.
Andromeda: Nooo, you can't leave me in here! I'm too cute to be in a cage. :(
Amalthea and Helene: *simultaneous freak out* WAAAHHHH!!!! WE SMELLLLL!!!!!
WE GET IT, YOU'RE TWINS!
I caught these two out front playing catch, and as you can see, this is very bad. Two highly competitive and grumpy people should never have an excuse to throw things at each other.
Noble: You. hit. me. with. a. football.
Noble: *HURLS BALL*
Apollo: NO! NOT THE FACE!
Apollo: You know, you're downright mean sometimes, my love.
Apollo: But you play football in your underwears and I loves ya.
Noble does everything in her underwears. Where have you been?
Noble: What's Vela doing by the trash can?
What else? ~Lurking~
So Noble hit adult stage, which is boring.
But it was also time for the twins to grow up! WHEE!
Amalthea: *becomes stretch armstrong*
Andromeda: CAR!
She rolled the Bookworm trait, and got made over in her favorite color.
The stretch glitch amuses me more than it should.
Helene rolled heavy sleeper. Boo.
And they immediately go back to ignoring all other forms of life except each other.
Vela: Hey, now that you're not useless babies do you wanna play tag or something? Girls? ....Hello?
Andromeda: Dolls :(
Helene: And then the Mommy says "APOLLO WOULD YOU GO AWAY I'M TRYING TO JAZZERCISE!"
The girls did go play tag eventually, but it was with each other.
Vela: Don't be sad, Andy. They don't mean to ignore us. They're just different.
I guess Vela figured she could at least make a friend out of one little sister.
Vela: PEEEKABOOOOO
Andromeda: OMG NO! TOO SCARY!
Zelda: What's going on? I was just on my way to make dinner.
Vega: *rushes in* NO!!! DON'T TAKE HER! NOT MY WIFE!
Apollo: Who's the guy?
Apollo: Wait!... Mom is.. DEAD? *SOBS*
Vega: NOT MY ZELDAAAA
Noble: I can't tell if I'm feeling sorrow or indigestion.
Vega: M-my.. my heeaarrt.
Goodbye, Zelda. :( You'll be thinking about dragons in heaven now.
The twins hid in the bathroom and cried.
Helene: Don't worry, Ama. We still have each other!
As soon as they left the bathroom and saw the painting Zelda never got to finish, they lost it.
But life goes on, and birthdays come. Pirate Vela birthdays.
Looks like someone hit their rebellious phase. She rolled the Charismatic trait. Maybe somebody wants to be a rocker just like Grandpa?
Thanks for reading!
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