( video; english ) capslock is for cool kids

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Anyone living in Marshall may have noticed the bizarre structure America has been building for god-knows-how long. It is complete. And it is a monstrosity. It looks like he was trying to build this, gave up a fourth of the way through, began to make this, and then stuck a reclining chair in the middle of it. It is all splashed with horrendously

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[vacuumsghosts]

Are you for real?!

[libertyfuckyeah]

'Course I am! I'm flesh and bone, aren't I?

[vacuumsghosts]

What I mean is, trusting an ectoplasmic conscious to do this typical work? That ghost is nothing but mischief and trouble, just like the rest of them.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh don't worry, I don't trust this ghost kid as far as I can throw him! And I can't throw him at all because he's a ghost! I'm bringing Japan over to keep control of him, since he's got all sorts of experience with spirits and creepiness and I don't really have any of my anti-ghost stuff here.

But, I really really want hot water, and I don't know anyone living who can fix it, and who knows, maybe this ghost kid has one foot in the afterlife and needs to perform a good deed to pass on, so fixing the Marshall water heater is his good deed and he can finally get into heaven!

[vacuumsghosts]

Good deed? HA! Yeah right. This one even dared to take the previous mayor of our town hostage. Do not fear middle age citizen. I'm a professional ghost expert in the study and hunting.

...And, if you do need the boiler fixed, I suppose I could look into it too. The Fenton works didn't just appear out of nowhere you know.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Middle age?! --Ah, well uh, I'll trust you to take care of the ghost problems then!

And if you could help with the water heater, that'd be great! I think it's all there, I'm just way better with cars and planes and stuff than household stuff.

[vacuumsghosts]

It shouldn't be too much of a problem sir. My husband and I invent anything that involves ghosts, so the heater should be no problem to fix.

If you encounter any ghost trouble, don't hesitate to call me. My name is Maddie Fenton.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Maddie Fen-- hey, I remember you! You're Danny's mom, right? We fought a big scary ghost thing a couple months back! Ya went home for a while, so I guess ya don't remember the face of your own country, huh?

[vacuumsghosts]

...America is it? You don't, by any chance go by a different name, do you?

[libertyfuckyeah]

That's right! I guess you can also call me Alfred, but not to many people use that regularly anymore.

[vacuumsghosts]

See? Alfred isn't a bad name.

[libertyfuckyeah]

I like it! Way better than some of the other countries' other names!