( video; english ) capslock is for cool kids

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Anyone living in Marshall may have noticed the bizarre structure America has been building for god-knows-how long. It is complete. And it is a monstrosity. It looks like he was trying to build this, gave up a fourth of the way through, began to make this, and then stuck a reclining chair in the middle of it. It is all splashed with horrendously

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[invisibill]

[Some time later Danny simply appears behind America with an annoyed expression on his face.]

And did you ever consider just finding someone who actually knows how to fix something like that? Cause let me tell you, ghosts are a lot better at breaking things than they are at fixing them.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ we'll assume by this point that America has clothes on. did he have them on before? who knows. Also, screaming. Screaming akin to this:

dfsajkl;rhewafl;dhl;arehjwackls; bharjklewal;fhadls;htrkwalehdkajldsgfhjktewghREK;QHTWKRAHTKL; ]

DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?!

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[invisibill]

I didn't come through the door.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

KNOCK ON WALLS! GIMME A LITTLE HEADS UP LIKE, "HEY, CREEPY GHOST KID IS COMING IN."

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[invisibill]

I seriously doubt that knocking on the ceiling would do any good.

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[brbmodernizing]

[hello here is the communist ghost prevention.]

I do not understand how I can be of help, America-san...

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ HIDING BEHIND JAPAN. ]

Use your natural gift of creepiness and spirit-handling to make sure he doesn't pull anything sneaky.

[ Looking very pointedly at Danny. as though they didn't already know who he was talking about. ]

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[invisibill]

[And Danny is rolling his eyes and generally acting like a completely mundane teenager. Apart, that is, from his glow. And the way he is hovering several inches above the floor.]

I am floating right here you know.

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[brbmodernizing]

[America how do you hide behind Japan. But anyway, observing Danny, and then after a moment:]

You seem a bit familiar... [This is because he's spoken to normal Danny at least once before. But anyway he has a horrible memory and this is hardly important.]

America-san, it is rude to speak of others as if they are not there.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Ghosts don't count as "here", and they're the bad kind of "others"!

[ pretend this makes sense. anyway, straightening up (but shaking quite a good deal). ]

So, Phantom--if that is your real name, which I don't think so, I think you just came up with a cool nickname for yourself after you died because it was something lame like Lawrence or something--can you help at all? I don't know the rules with being dead and talking to God, but I figure that at least one of the floating creepies around here has to have been a handyman.

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[invisibill]

Frankly? The ghosts around here suck at conversation. I mean, even the animal ghosts back home had more personality. And I wouldn't trust any ghosts to repair anything anyway. They'd probably just turn your water heater into a robot suit and try to use it to take over the world. WHile shouting 'I am the hot water heater ghost! Fear me!'

...And my name is not Lawrence.

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[brbmodernizing]

I believe even a ghost of that level may scare America-san. [box ghost would freak him out y/y]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

You mean you can't get them to do anything? What good are you?! Can't you use your ghostliness to fix it or something?!

[ answer: y. he even shudders at the thought of such a ghost existing. ]

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[invisibill]

Give me a ghost causing trouble and I'll kick it out of town. Fixing water heaters? Not so much.

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[brbmodernizing]

[glancing slowly to America]

I am not sure that asking a ghost for help with fixing such a thing has much logic to begin with.

[now to Danny] Ah... Phantom-san is it? I apologize on behalf of America-san. He is young, so please do not blame him for much.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

It was perfectly logical! What else does he have to do with eternity? Be dead? For all he knows, this is his ticket into heaven.

[ glaring at Danny ] Atone for your sins on Earth; help the living.

[ suddenly brightening up a bit ] Hey, that'd be a pretty good program. "Atonement For Troubled Ghost Kids." It'd be like an after-school program, only after life.