Today in ::headdesk::
1. Will Al Gore's new movie DESTROY OUR ECONOMY?!?
2. OMG, Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds thanks to his super magic protein shake! He somehow managed to beat the world record of 665 pounds by a college student, at age 76! I have to go buy a case of this stuff right now OMG!
3. Fair and Balanced! FAIR AND BALANCED I SAY!!!!
4. Anyone who disagrees with me is a damn dirty terrorist!
2. OMG, Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds thanks to his super magic protein shake! He somehow managed to beat the world record of 665 pounds by a college student, at age 76! I have to go buy a case of this stuff right now OMG!
3. Fair and Balanced! FAIR AND BALANCED I SAY!!!!
4. Anyone who disagrees with me is a damn dirty terrorist!