What The Fuck Is Wrong With Clint Black?

Aug 28, 2005 05:06

I mean... seriously, did he go to special Republican brain-washing camp or something? Against my better judgement, I finally downloaded that "Iraq and I Roll" song... and just about threw up. At least I can say Toby Keith was in post-9/11 rage when he wrote his ultra-jingoistic "boot up yur ass" screed, but Clint Black has no fucking excuse. Check out these lyrics:

You can raise your signs in protest / Against America takin' a stand / The stand America's taken / Is the reason that you can

If everyone would go for peace / There'd be no need for war / But we can't ignore the devil / He'd keep comming back for more

CHORUS: Iraq, Iraq 'em up and I roll / I'm back and I'm a high tech G.I. Joe / I pray for peace, prepare for war / And I never could forget / No price too high for freedom / So be careful where you tread

Some see this in black and white / Others only gray / We're not beggin' for a fight / No matter what they say

We have a resolution / That should put 'em all to shame / It's a different kind of deadline / When I'm callin' the game

CHORUS

This terror isn't man to man / They can be no more than cowards / They won't show us their weapons / We might have to show them ours.

It might be a smart bomb / That finds stupid people too / If you stand with the likes of Saddam / One might find you

CHORUS

Now you can come along / Or you can stand behind / Or you can get out of the way / But our troops take out the garbage / For the good old U.S.A.

Iraq, Iraq 'em up and I roll (in the USA)... / Iraq, Iraq 'em up and I roll (talkin' bout' the USA)...

WHAT THE FUCK?!? First off, I have to point out the obvious - Clint Black is a wealthy, pampered superstar, not a soldier. Him going around calling himself a GI Joe is ridiculous. As far as I can tell, he's never served in the military a day in his life. (BTW, did you know he's not even really from Texas? He's from NEW JERSEY.)

Second, and this should be painfully obvious to ANYONE WITH A BRAIN, but Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11. Besides, he was deposed over 2 years ago, so why is Clint still using that as a motive for us fighting this war? Helloooooooo, is anyone home?

Third, that whole "if you don't [fill in the blank] you hate freedom/the troops" bullshit is so fucking tired. This country was founded on the concept of free speech and political protest, asshat. Read a history book! God, read anything, you ignorant fuck.

I'm sorry for bitching about this again, but it's just painful for me to see how Country music has gotten highjacked by the Bush administration. It didn't used to be like this, you know. Loretta Lynn sang about divorce and birth control back in the day! And I have to reiterate, not all country singers are on board with the Clear Channel and the RNC Agenda - Toby Keith is a Democrat (seriously!) and so is Tim McGraw.

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