First they deny it, then they brag about it

Feb 21, 2006 00:41

Why Mommy is a Democrat

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Excerpt: Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does. Democrats make sure we all are safe, just like Mommy does.Some of us have been warning all along that Democrats are like this. For our trouble we got laughed at for our tinfoil hats and black helicopters. The scary thing is ( Read more... )

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colintj February 21 2006, 07:07:33 UTC
Just so everyone knows, I let this through. And I'm damn proud.

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leitch71 February 21 2006, 18:30:22 UTC
You are a beautiful man.

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kieranthomson February 21 2006, 07:35:38 UTC
Democrats: the tail side of the coin that republicans are the head to. Same thing, just different sides.

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jilicious February 21 2006, 15:46:54 UTC
Good way to put things. I've tried to remind everyone a couple of times that Democrats and Republicans all cast a blind eye on how repetetive and similar their arguments are.

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fashion_slut February 22 2006, 01:06:16 UTC
wonderfully done and i could not agree more.

its such a shame that people think T.I.N.A :(

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starkruzr February 21 2006, 07:45:39 UTC
The paternalistic state is the enemy of civil liberties.

So is illegal, judicial oversight-free wiretapping.

Democrats hardly have a lock on the paternalistic/nanny state.

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johngorentz February 21 2006, 08:32:51 UTC
Are you trying to tell me Democrats wouldn't be doing oversight-free wiretapping? I've heard them say they'd be willing to impeach Bush for what he's doing (as would I), but I haven't heard that they'd operate any differently.

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ccnuggie February 21 2006, 08:36:45 UTC
Every president does it. Especially clinton.

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leoff February 21 2006, 10:06:50 UTC
Every president does it. Especially clinton.

How many things are wrong with those sentences?

Every president does it? Wow. Jefferson wiretapped?

"Especially" clinton. You do know how English works, right? It might be seen as a true statement if, say, Clinton was zealously abusing his Presidential power with illegal wiretapping over his entire 8 years, thus making him the worst example for illegal wiretapping yet. But considering that his administration has done it a few times, compared to... what, hundreds? Thousands under the Bush administration?

Careful, nuggie. Your blind patriotism is showing.

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chad_etc February 21 2006, 07:59:22 UTC
Wait...how do you square this:

The rest of us realize that the last thing we want is a government that takes on the role of a family member.

With this:

Fathers are good.

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pocket500 February 21 2006, 08:02:34 UTC
Real fathers are good. Government acting like a father is not.

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johngorentz February 21 2006, 08:31:23 UTC
You got it.

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jeremysavage February 21 2006, 16:12:35 UTC
my real father is an asshole.

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eeeewww, ted kennedy's under my bed pocket500 February 21 2006, 08:05:47 UTC
Very original

Child propaganda of any color is just disgusting.

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Re: eeeewww, ted kennedy's under my bed jilicious February 21 2006, 15:53:20 UTC
OMG I totally wrote them a flaming email about how disturbing that comic was. Their answer was that it was for the mothers to read, so they could see how a child would perceive it. I told them that that was a load of bullshit and that PETA continuously made mistakes (mentioning Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, and how they'd take their clothes off for anyone) re: advertising. Their last email was something like "PETA appreciates your interest, but we feel we have already answered your questions, blahblahblah."

Long story short, it's meant for mommies, not kids. Still, it's pretty fucked up.

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Re: eeeewww, ted kennedy's under my bed wigglymelon February 22 2006, 00:19:32 UTC
My ass they're for kids. They hand them out to fucking kids.

PETA is plain and simple one of the biggest douchebag groups out there.

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