Title: Let's Not Lose Our Heads
Rating: PG
Characters: All Strawhats up to and including Brook. Mainly Usopp and some Luffy featured, though.
Word Count: 4k, almost exactly
Summary: The Strawhats get executed, starting with Luffy. Usopp, digging his own grave, (haha) narrates the ordeal. Oneshot. This is a comedy. (No, really!)

( Heads are gonna roll for this. Most probably, mine. )