Sporking Silent Melody: Author's note

[lian_hua]

Is it that time, already? I guess it is.
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After inflicting her two stories Shinra High and Shinra SOLDIER upon the unsuspecting Final Fantasy VII community, Sephirothslave was inspired by the release of Advent Children into adding a third part to her morally corrupted saga of suck. And so, on April 30th 2006, a great shadow descended upon the

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[braver]

I just realized...is Slave gonna address the issue of Geostigma or what?!

[lian_hua]

Not at all. Geostigma does not apear to exist in this story. Disappointed?

[braver]

I
wh
but
how

how can she ignore such an important plot point??

Just...ho-- oh wait, she can ignore such an important plot point like how she ignored 99% of the OG canon and proceed to get almost every character wrong. Stupid of me to ask. *puts face in hands*

[lian_hua]

Pfft, the mysterious and terminal illness killing thousands of people all over the world isn't nearly as important as her sociopathic boytoy and his clones being rescued!

Besides, Geostigma was Sephiroth's doing, so she'd havw to confront the idea that Sephiroth is, in fact, a VILLAIN. And we can't have that! Not to mention it would mean that there are thousands of people with Jenova cells inside them, just normal people, who didn't succumb to Jenova's will and turn into mindless spineless sociopaths, and that just ruins the JPT.

You think she would at least try and blame it on Jenova, then handwave the global crisis that was a MAJOR PLOT POINT IN ADVENT CHILDREN as fixed thank to Tseng's genius.

-Iscariot

[braver]

Forget what I said about Slave watching AC with her eyes closed and one hand down her at every mention of Sephiroth -- forgive my crude language but Slave must've customized vibrators with Sephiroth's face on and stuck it in all of her orifices while humping a Sephiroth body pillow while "watching" AC.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have to go burn my eyes in bleach for giving myself that mental image. GAAAAAAAH.