You have to admit it condensed almost everything that made Shinra SOLDIER so terrible: borderline criminal stupidity, unfortunate implications, pointless drama, unintentional hilarity and fail. Gallons of it.
It did, but this was a finale. I expected her to top herself in all of that, instead of accidentally and rather anticlimactically validating every criticism of the piece as a whole and then just sort of ending it.
I expect great holy fucks from the epilogue.
In unrelated news, someone has said I need to MST all of My Immortal. I might just do that.
That was...beautiful. The perfect send-off to the most arrogant, bitchy, cretinous, disgusting, evil, fatuous, genocidal, hypocritical, illogical, jingoistic, karma-dodging, loathsome, megalomaniac, nauseating, obnoxious, pathetic, quixotic, rude, sexist, traitorous, useless, vile, whiny, xenophobic, yellow-bellied, and zealously insane Sue that ever did sully the fanfiction world. I salute both of you - you truly went above and beyond for spork and country.
It's so beautiful. I... I promised myself I wouldn't cry! Beacon80's brother: *appears* No you didn't! You told me you'd weep like a baby when Julia finally kicked it! *disappears* Oh yeah.
This is just some horridly shitty writing. If I actually cared about Julia in any way, shape, or form, this would be incredibly unsatisfying. Hojo's been attacking them ever since they got back from Wutai. The only thing that makes this particular incident special is the fact that he succeeded in killing one of them this time. And Julia only dies because she needlessly waited until the very last second to actually try to do something. She is the worst case of the overpowered Sue that can't stand up for herself that I have ever seen! And I've read a lot of bad fanfiction
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I'm sure whatever she comes up with in the epilogue will be even dumber and less inspired than anything I could ever come up with.
That was terrifyingly prescient.
I think the deal is supposed to be that Hojo values his job and intensely resented being demoted. After his latest poison stunt on Julia, the President wanted to lock him up so Hojo felt as if he had nothing to lose anymore and went out to get revenge. Which really makes no sense anyway, because Hojo is invaluable. Nobody knows the process of the mako therapy and even Gast admitted that he can't replace him.
All Hojo would have to do is to stop working and demand that he be reinstated in his former position. Without the mako therapy, Juliaverse!Shinra would panic and give in to his demands, because he's essential and extremely powerful, which means nobody could force him to work.
I'm going to guess there's a first aid station around there somewhere.
I don't think Hojo would have allowed her or any of the Turks to leave and search for a first aid kit.
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HOW COULD YOU DIE ON US!
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TIME TO POP ALL THE BRAIN BLEACH BOTTLES!
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-sprays bottles of Brain Bleach everywhere-
It's been a long, arduous journey but you've made it! The sue is dead and peace has finally returned to the fandom.
You two are the most fabulous people on the planet.
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Seriously, that was an amazingly meh final chapter.
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I expect great holy fucks from the epilogue.
In unrelated news, someone has said I need to MST all of My Immortal. I might just do that.
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Beacon80's brother: *appears* No you didn't! You told me you'd weep like a baby when Julia finally kicked it! *disappears*
Oh yeah.
This is just some horridly shitty writing. If I actually cared about Julia in any way, shape, or form, this would be incredibly unsatisfying. Hojo's been attacking them ever since they got back from Wutai. The only thing that makes this particular incident special is the fact that he succeeded in killing one of them this time.
And Julia only dies because she needlessly waited until the very last second to actually try to do something. She is the worst case of the overpowered Sue that can't stand up for herself that I have ever seen! And I've read a lot of bad fanfiction ( ... )
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That was terrifyingly prescient.
I think the deal is supposed to be that Hojo values his job and intensely resented being demoted. After his latest poison stunt on Julia, the President wanted to lock him up so Hojo felt as if he had nothing to lose anymore and went out to get revenge. Which really makes no sense anyway, because Hojo is invaluable. Nobody knows the process of the mako therapy and even Gast admitted that he can't replace him.
All Hojo would have to do is to stop working and demand that he be reinstated in his former position. Without the mako therapy, Juliaverse!Shinra would panic and give in to his demands, because he's essential and extremely powerful, which means nobody could force him to work.
I'm going to guess there's a first aid station around there somewhere.
I don't think Hojo would have allowed her or any of the Turks to leave and search for a first aid kit.
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