To: Lord Corbin Chantris
Peppin House, Amber

Dad,

Hi!

I ran into an old (and I mean old) acquaintance of yours last night, Lord Sandor Karm, and he totally remembered you and Uncle Barrymore. He remembered you so well he said he's coming over to Peppin House, squatting in your foyer, drinking all your whiskey, and then chasing you around ( Read more... )

I'm not certain what was worse:

- Getting all flamboyant in front of my brother, Baroness de Sorgo and Aunt Flora, all who will no doubt be looking at me funny for weeks or....

- Lord Sandor Karm threatening to go to my Dad's house, squat in his parlor, drink his whiskey, and then offensively split infinitives at him.