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liaisonhamilton

MEMORANDUM

Apr 26, 2004 06:50

TO: Head Custodian - Los Angeles Division
FROM: Marcus Hamilton, Executive Liaison - Los Angeles Division
DATE: April 26, 2004
RE: Ongoing appraisal of job performance and professional behavior ( Read more... )

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phantom_dennis April 26 2004, 04:58:28 UTC

Darn right understand it, buddy. Gosh darn it, I'm part of the team. I help...in ghostly kinds of ways. These people are my friends, and there isn't anything you can do about it!

So really, don't exorcise me. Because Honest to Pete, I'm a good ghost, I don't want to go anywhere.

Exorcism liaisonhamilton April 26 2004, 05:04:07 UTC

Your position on this plane of existence is not threatened. Nor is your residence in this building. I simply find myself unable to come to grips with the idea of a resident crime-fighting ghost. I can't imagine what your role in the team is, apart from perhaps lifting mugs and trading repartee.

However, it is Angel's decision that you are a valued member of the Wolfram and Hart team, and as such I would like to work with you (or at the least, delegate someone else) to find what special abilities you may have. Everyone must do their part for the Wolfram and Hart team, and hopefully we can find what it is that you can do best.

Re: Exorcism phantom_dennis April 26 2004, 05:18:48 UTC

Lifting mugs is for amateurs. I can pants you, that's what I can do best.

I'm not a part of the Wolfram and Hart team. I'm part of the Angel Investigations team. And I don't really fight the crime. I'm more of a...something that's supportive, I think.

And I'm really good with an exfoliator.

Re: Exorcism harmony_vamp April 26 2004, 05:20:22 UTC

I'm like, so glad we've finally cleared this up. You're a useless, creepy, little ghost! And a jerkface. And a pervert.

Re: Exorcism 2002mini April 27 2004, 04:28:23 UTC

Do you need any exfoliation?

Re: Exorcism liaisonhamilton April 26 2004, 05:38:15 UTC

Angel Investigations team? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that division. Which part of Angel's law firm is that?

In any event, we should put your abilities through the paces, see how much you can help. I'm sure that your ability to embarass and properly trip an enemy will be second only to how good our heroes' skin will look when it happens.

Perhaps a day at the laboratory?

Re: Exorcism phantom_dennis April 26 2004, 05:50:07 UTC

Uh uh, no way. You're not testing me with fancy schmancy pants machines that could malfunction and burn my aura to a crisp.

I'll leave the lab rat routine to Ick-lyria.

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