Title: On a Hot Summer Day...
Author: Lhuneldaiel
Characters: Fernando Gago, Pedro León
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 356 words.
Summary: Pedro feels hot. Fernando has ice water.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure this never ever happened anywhere but in my pervy little mind.
Special thanks to: jennis_footie for putting me up to this.

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Title: Teach me a lesson
Author: Lhuneldaiel
Pairings: Mahamadou Diarra/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: PG-13? There be spanking.
Word count: 240 words.
Summary: inspired by this entry. Cris needs to be taught some respect, and an old fashioned spanking might do the trick.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure this never ever happened anywhere but in my pervy ( Read more... )

Meme, snagged from scrittorello.

Take the first line of the last 25 stories you wrote and try to find a pattern. (I excluded drabbles)
( uh-oh, here we go )

Title: Thirty Girls
Author: Lhuneldaiel
Characters: Fernando Gago, Gonzalo Higuaín, Cristiano Ronaldo, mentions of Sergio Ramos and Ezequiel Lavezzi.
Rating: R- for language and mention of men's dangly bits and girl parts.
Word count: 790 words.
Summary: Gonzalo gets dragged into one of Fernando's sly manipulations, when an unsuspecting Cristiano ( Read more... )

Title: (you take my) Self Control
Author: Lhuneldaiel
Pairings: Sergio Ramos/Aitor Oicio
Rating: PG-13? R? I don't know.
Word count: 426 words.
Summary: Takes place somewhere in 2004, when both played for Sevilla FC.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure this never ever happened anywhere but in my pervy little mind.
Beta: no beta, all mistakes are my own ( Read more... )

Blame this one on drbillbongo's Real Madrid/Liverpool pairings prompts. He will gladly take the blame, I can assure you. In fact, he didn't believe me when I said I was writing it, it took me 4 text messages and two emails to convince him. Why, do you ask? Because everybody who knows me well, knows that Fernando Torres is not one of my favourite people, to ( Read more... )

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Some drabbles I wrote for aguardente's comment pr0n entry. It's awesome, go check it out, we're having tons of fun XD

Prompt: calling names
Pairing: Miguel Torres/Fernando Gago
Rating: R
( calling names )

Title: Unforgettable
Author: Lhuneldaiel
Pairings: Miguel Torres/Gonzalo Higuaín, mentions of Sergio Ramos/Fernando Gago/Miguel Torres threesomes
Fandom: Football Slash
Rating: R, graphic male/male sex
Word count: 3.278 words.
Summary: Offering Miguel a place to crash after a night on the town, doesn't end the way Gonzalo (innocently) expected it ( Read more... )

I've been wanting to write Adri ever since he trained with the first team last year during pre-season and it was quite obvious to me - and my pervy friends, you know who you are - that he had a boy-crush on Sergio. I was going to write him with Slutty!Torres, because the idea of those two Castilla boys getting it on is just GUUUUH, but Sergio made ( Read more... )