i try to avoid admitting....
we watched star trek last night.
they made fun of me for being giddy about leonard nimoy. BAH.
ken asked if i was done with my nerdgasm.
honestly. screw you people.
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"i wanna f* you like an animal. i wanna feel you from the inside."
"such a sweet thing to say..."
"i know. so romantic. i mean really. something like that should just make you melt in my arms."

"Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have a significant effect on your life long after they have departed"

jp (IM), 12.59a: hey ( Read more... )

9/6/09
me (7.32p): if your mistress brings your girlfriend to your wedding, what's that called?
johnC/M (7.37p): awesome! :D

"oops i dropped my tooth"
"it made more sense in my head"
"we need to do this more often - trekking from one wawa to the next while i molest your boobies..."
"why is her car in the driveway? better yet, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAILBOX???"

ogod i love my life right now. preggo bartender makes strong drinks!

c, 10.36a: what did you do!
me, ?? message lost
c, 10.37a: that's not what i heard!
me, 10.39a: just woke up don't make me panic?
c, 10.39a: something about a gerbil, a bound man, ky jelly, inflatable doll, and a foam sports finger O.o
me, 10.41a: was his name scott? cuz i know who to blame for that...

to: psych of men prof ( Read more... )

"your we[e]nis is showing!"

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage ( Read more... )