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I am sad and lonely and bored. This is one of those times where I wish I had more friends. Or just friends who were online right now =P Oh wellz. I dunno what my problem is. Just been kinda down the last few days and feeling crappy and unlovable.
On the plus side, this is the last week of classes. On the negative side, I have 4 finals coming up the next 2 weeks. On the 22, 24, 27, and 29th I believe. I can't wait to be on the other side of finals and have 10 days of freedom before my next 15 weeks of class. Pretty good schedule next semester though. I have 2 classes on Tuesday from 10-12 and 12-2 and then one class from 4-7pm on Wednesday and then the same 2 classes on Thursday from 10-12 and 12-2. Which means I'll have 4 days off in a row! 4 day weekend, every weekend! Woo! Guess if you have to go to class during the summer that's not too bad of a schedule.
Lost was really good tonight. Another awesome cliff hanger. I was left shocked and speechless until I recovered enough to start yelling at the tv to show me the next episode RIGHT NOW. Only about 5 episodes left and the 2 hour finale. It's the end of the end. Last season ever. T____T
Speaking of tv.. well movies.. I watch Fantastic Mr. Fox the other night. I was really surprised!!! It was way better than I thought it would be, in a silly clay-mation kind of way. No wonder it got 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. Awesome. I also have Where the Wild Things Are and Sherlock Holmes to watch.
I was reading Reddit today (of course) and I came across this hilarious post about people's favourite one-liner jokes. Several of which I already posted on fb and one of which I told a friend who posted it on his fb status and got a million comments on it while I only got 3 on mine. (whine, cry) It's ok though. There are many more to share here.
26 Life Lessons that I've Learned in 26 Years of Living
On the plus side, this is the last week of classes. On the negative side, I have 4 finals coming up the next 2 weeks. On the 22, 24, 27, and 29th I believe. I can't wait to be on the other side of finals and have 10 days of freedom before my next 15 weeks of class. Pretty good schedule next semester though. I have 2 classes on Tuesday from 10-12 and 12-2 and then one class from 4-7pm on Wednesday and then the same 2 classes on Thursday from 10-12 and 12-2. Which means I'll have 4 days off in a row! 4 day weekend, every weekend! Woo! Guess if you have to go to class during the summer that's not too bad of a schedule.
Lost was really good tonight. Another awesome cliff hanger. I was left shocked and speechless until I recovered enough to start yelling at the tv to show me the next episode RIGHT NOW. Only about 5 episodes left and the 2 hour finale. It's the end of the end. Last season ever. T____T
Speaking of tv.. well movies.. I watch Fantastic Mr. Fox the other night. I was really surprised!!! It was way better than I thought it would be, in a silly clay-mation kind of way. No wonder it got 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. Awesome. I also have Where the Wild Things Are and Sherlock Holmes to watch.
I was reading Reddit today (of course) and I came across this hilarious post about people's favourite one-liner jokes. Several of which I already posted on fb and one of which I told a friend who posted it on his fb status and got a million comments on it while I only got 3 on mine. (whine, cry) It's ok though. There are many more to share here.
- A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
- I heard boxers don't have sex before a fight - I think it's probably because they don't fancy each other. - Jimmy Carr
- I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. (This is the one that I told my friend who got like a million comments)
- Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize for being outstanding in his field?
- Eternity is a very long time especially towards the end.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization
- I forgot to pay my exorcist, so I ended up getting repossessed.
- I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort. - Zach Galifianakis
- I've had a great day. This wasn't it, but I've had one before.
- I broke up with a girl because she lied about her weight. I say that but she died in a bungee jumping accident. -Jimmy CarrhI heard boxers don't have sex before a fight - I think it's probably because they don't fancy each other. - Jimmy Carr
- Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines. (love this one XD)
- Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
- I'm against picketing, but I've got no way to show it.
- I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
- I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
- I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
- A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
- I'm going to open a store called Chasm. It's going to be like The Gap, but waaaay bigger.
- Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
- I love escalators because they can never break down, they can only become stairs - Mitch Hedberg
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- How many mexicans does it take to switch a lightbulb? Just Juan
- Statistically, six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy.
- Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
- Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?...he worked it out with a pencil (ew!)
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I wish my first words were quote, so right before I die I can say un quote. -Steven Wright
- Did you see the headline about the clairvoyant dwarf who escaped from prison? "Small Medium at Large"
- A guy walks into a bar and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The bartender asks if he can get them and the guy says, "No, the steaks are too high."
- My best friend's butler had his left arm amputated. Serves him right.
26 Life Lessons that I've Learned in 26 Years of Living