Why I'm here
My friend sez:
"IN OTHER NEWS, how long do you think it took the blogosphere to make the leap from Swine Flu -> 1919 Influenza -> People Who Died in the 1919 Pandemic -> Edward Cullen?
"That's right, about that long. I mean, Max Weber was also a victim, but mostly WE ARE INTERESTED IN EDWARD CULLEN. BECAUSE IF HE'D JUST BITE ALL THE CANCUN SPRING-BREAKING COEDS, SWINE FLU WOULD BE NO PROBLEM."
Yup.
"IN OTHER NEWS, how long do you think it took the blogosphere to make the leap from Swine Flu -> 1919 Influenza -> People Who Died in the 1919 Pandemic -> Edward Cullen?
"That's right, about that long. I mean, Max Weber was also a victim, but mostly WE ARE INTERESTED IN EDWARD CULLEN. BECAUSE IF HE'D JUST BITE ALL THE CANCUN SPRING-BREAKING COEDS, SWINE FLU WOULD BE NO PROBLEM."
Yup.