Jonathan Kent's weapon of choice...

[lextini]

...is, apparently, lawn fertilizer. Or something, I had my walkman tuned to a different station this morning at the gym, but definitely caught a commercial starring one John Schneider hocking Miracle Gro. Maybe it was another brand. Anyway, he was totally Jonathan Kent-ing it up with a yellow lab on a beautiful green Kent-ish lawn.

I'm still thinking about the Wednesday 100...