Letter Form KICKS ASS!
Dear Speeding Ticket,
I hate that you just ate my whole paycheck. I think you are ugly and mean. Please stay away from me.
Hoping you pass this on to all your friends,
~Alison
Dear Melisa's Ass,
I know you are in pain. I will massage you if you want. But only if you detach yourself from my friend. Otherwise, things might be a little weird.
Go find yourself a warm towel and relax,
~Alison
Dear meLiSa,
KICKASS way to bring back letter form. LOVED your entry. LOVE you! thanks for making my day with the word strati!
already missing you,
~aLiSon
Dear Future Job,
This game of hide and seek was really fun. I had a great time, but I think I hear my mom calling me for dinner. So what do you say we call it quits, and you come over tomorrow so we can play a DIFFERENT game.
Your best friend,
~Alison
Dear Dave,
straight up... really good hug last night.
Happy to know that I was wrong when I thought you were a bad hugger,
~Alison
Dear Affection-Hunger,
Please go away. You are getting really annoying. You almost made me turn around in the middle of a great concert to ask Melisa for a hug!
I'm breaking up with you,
~Alison
Dear Boredom,
Thanks for sticking by me through these past couple of months. Your loyalty is astounding.
I won't be mad if you have somewhere else to be,
~Alison
Dear Katie,
I miss your silly dances and your heartfelt hugs.
Hoping you're not chained to your mailbox,
~Alison
Dear Sara P,
bummer that my phone died last night. we were having a great conversation. I gave up at least an hour of sleep for you. I'm sorry that we didn't get to see each other before we left. Have fun in Ohio with your new fiance!
I'm a wedding singer,
~Alison
Dear Christmas in July,
you were VERY fun this year! I'm sorry that we mistreated you and celebrated in August.
Can't wait to see you next year,
~Lake People
Dear Microsoft Word,
You were a great invention! Livejournal keeps losing my stuff, but you... you are so careful!
I appreciate your user-friendliness,
~Alison
Dear Camry,
I want you. I know you want me too. I SWEAR that as soon as I have money I will come to rescue you. We will be best friends. I will take care of you and keep you clean. And you can play me music and offer me a haven with comfortable seats.
Play dead when anyone else looks interested in you,
~Your future owner
P.S. -- Sorry I called you Camry, but I can't find you a name until I know you will be mine. It would be too painful to part with you.
Dear Vocal Cords,
Thanks for making me happy with music and getting me jobs with voice overs.
Hoping I didn't spell your name wrong,
~Alison
Dear Comfortable,
I know how to pronounce you properly. I'm sorry people usually call you "Comfterble". That's a horrible nickname. I promise never to knowingly use it.
Willing to take criticism for you,
~Alison
Dear Everyone reading this,
Thanks for reading my livejournal! Tell Boredom I said hi!
Spelling your name backward looks funny,
~Nosila
I hate that you just ate my whole paycheck. I think you are ugly and mean. Please stay away from me.
Hoping you pass this on to all your friends,
~Alison
Dear Melisa's Ass,
I know you are in pain. I will massage you if you want. But only if you detach yourself from my friend. Otherwise, things might be a little weird.
Go find yourself a warm towel and relax,
~Alison
Dear meLiSa,
KICKASS way to bring back letter form. LOVED your entry. LOVE you! thanks for making my day with the word strati!
already missing you,
~aLiSon
Dear Future Job,
This game of hide and seek was really fun. I had a great time, but I think I hear my mom calling me for dinner. So what do you say we call it quits, and you come over tomorrow so we can play a DIFFERENT game.
Your best friend,
~Alison
Dear Dave,
straight up... really good hug last night.
Happy to know that I was wrong when I thought you were a bad hugger,
~Alison
Dear Affection-Hunger,
Please go away. You are getting really annoying. You almost made me turn around in the middle of a great concert to ask Melisa for a hug!
I'm breaking up with you,
~Alison
Dear Boredom,
Thanks for sticking by me through these past couple of months. Your loyalty is astounding.
I won't be mad if you have somewhere else to be,
~Alison
Dear Katie,
I miss your silly dances and your heartfelt hugs.
Hoping you're not chained to your mailbox,
~Alison
Dear Sara P,
bummer that my phone died last night. we were having a great conversation. I gave up at least an hour of sleep for you. I'm sorry that we didn't get to see each other before we left. Have fun in Ohio with your new fiance!
I'm a wedding singer,
~Alison
Dear Christmas in July,
you were VERY fun this year! I'm sorry that we mistreated you and celebrated in August.
Can't wait to see you next year,
~Lake People
Dear Microsoft Word,
You were a great invention! Livejournal keeps losing my stuff, but you... you are so careful!
I appreciate your user-friendliness,
~Alison
Dear Camry,
I want you. I know you want me too. I SWEAR that as soon as I have money I will come to rescue you. We will be best friends. I will take care of you and keep you clean. And you can play me music and offer me a haven with comfortable seats.
Play dead when anyone else looks interested in you,
~Your future owner
P.S. -- Sorry I called you Camry, but I can't find you a name until I know you will be mine. It would be too painful to part with you.
Dear Vocal Cords,
Thanks for making me happy with music and getting me jobs with voice overs.
Hoping I didn't spell your name wrong,
~Alison
Dear Comfortable,
I know how to pronounce you properly. I'm sorry people usually call you "Comfterble". That's a horrible nickname. I promise never to knowingly use it.
Willing to take criticism for you,
~Alison
Dear Everyone reading this,
Thanks for reading my livejournal! Tell Boredom I said hi!
Spelling your name backward looks funny,
~Nosila