1 vs 2
Uh-huh.
Don't get misled by the title. It took me one night to enjoy and two nights to recover. I am still feeling the repercussions of vodka OD with beer as foreplay. My legs feel as if I have been making love for three days non stop and I felt nauseous when Bing gave me Yomeishu last night.
Life gets boring when you miss out on a social life of your own circle, I am pretty glad that I had the chance to hang out with the girls last Friday.
Most of our conversation were censored content. Okay lah, okay lah, it's was all about sex, yoga positions and a certain comment about a crippled butterfly and GOOD, CLEAN, FUN. Yah, someone complained that we shouldn't revolve around the topic the whole night. =p
We infused our bodies with so much alcohol that I had to get rid of the excess during pilates the next morning. But the feeling was good, especially when I got the chance to float up the platform with
kissorbite, who was wearing this bare back *salivate* and as you know it, she never fails to attract the monsters attacking. Plus I finally got the chance to put my hands on her!!! *wolf howl*
Well, I don't think I will reveal how many flies were revolving around her, since it's a norm and everyone can hear first hand information better from her. Let us divert our attention to this particular incident which happened at the bar. My girlfriend and I were waiting to get our drinks when some TG came over and hit on her. I wasn't paying much attention to the conversation but I think it goes as follows.
TG: Hey, can I hang around? They've got my card and I need to get it back.
GF: Sure.
TG: By the way, are you both local? (I narrowed my eyes without turning to face him and had my back to him most of the time)
GF: Yeah. (I mouthed yah, right. As if you don't know, people always use this to prove that they are NOT local)
TG: I really love your lipstick. (Hello? You can see under this light? Prove it to me!)
GF: Thank you. (I rolled my eyes)
Thank god, his card came and my beautiful hands had to be his signing table because I refuse to budge from the counter. But he wasn't ready to give up. By the way, we lost kissorbite in the mobs before getting to the bar and I was trying to find her. Just then, GF's phone rang and voila! It's KoB! GF passed me the phone but being the deaf, I couldn't really hear her so I had to interrupt their conversation.
TG: I'll come by to say hi later, I am at the living room.
GF: Sure.
ME: It's okay, you can continue to chat. I don't mind, I need to go look for our other friend any way. (My friend starts kicking and slapping me underneath and I cannot help sniggering)
He actually asked my girlfriend for her credit card to peek at her name, and took ages to read it out. And you are telling me that you can see her lip colour!?
In the end, he left. Thank you!
Incident two was that this angmoh came and hit on her. With a friend in tow for KoB. I get nothing, why? Because they think I like flowers. Wahaha! But later the same guy came and gave me his number. And I think he noticed that my wallpaper was of something that should not be seen on single people.
No, no one hit on me that night. They either think I am gay or they prefer slimmer girls. I didn't say all these to prevent Bing from getting jealous. =D
Anyway, I realised then that I was getting plastered and Bing left me a nice message at midnight so I decided to play the good girl and went back at half past two.
Don't get misled by the title. It took me one night to enjoy and two nights to recover. I am still feeling the repercussions of vodka OD with beer as foreplay. My legs feel as if I have been making love for three days non stop and I felt nauseous when Bing gave me Yomeishu last night.
Life gets boring when you miss out on a social life of your own circle, I am pretty glad that I had the chance to hang out with the girls last Friday.
Most of our conversation were censored content. Okay lah, okay lah, it's was all about sex, yoga positions and a certain comment about a crippled butterfly and GOOD, CLEAN, FUN. Yah, someone complained that we shouldn't revolve around the topic the whole night. =p
We infused our bodies with so much alcohol that I had to get rid of the excess during pilates the next morning. But the feeling was good, especially when I got the chance to float up the platform with
kissorbite, who was wearing this bare back *salivate* and as you know it, she never fails to attract the monsters attacking. Plus I finally got the chance to put my hands on her!!! *wolf howl*
Well, I don't think I will reveal how many flies were revolving around her, since it's a norm and everyone can hear first hand information better from her. Let us divert our attention to this particular incident which happened at the bar. My girlfriend and I were waiting to get our drinks when some TG came over and hit on her. I wasn't paying much attention to the conversation but I think it goes as follows.
TG: Hey, can I hang around? They've got my card and I need to get it back.
GF: Sure.
TG: By the way, are you both local? (I narrowed my eyes without turning to face him and had my back to him most of the time)
GF: Yeah. (I mouthed yah, right. As if you don't know, people always use this to prove that they are NOT local)
TG: I really love your lipstick. (Hello? You can see under this light? Prove it to me!)
GF: Thank you. (I rolled my eyes)
Thank god, his card came and my beautiful hands had to be his signing table because I refuse to budge from the counter. But he wasn't ready to give up. By the way, we lost kissorbite in the mobs before getting to the bar and I was trying to find her. Just then, GF's phone rang and voila! It's KoB! GF passed me the phone but being the deaf, I couldn't really hear her so I had to interrupt their conversation.
TG: I'll come by to say hi later, I am at the living room.
GF: Sure.
ME: It's okay, you can continue to chat. I don't mind, I need to go look for our other friend any way. (My friend starts kicking and slapping me underneath and I cannot help sniggering)
He actually asked my girlfriend for her credit card to peek at her name, and took ages to read it out. And you are telling me that you can see her lip colour!?
In the end, he left. Thank you!
Incident two was that this angmoh came and hit on her. With a friend in tow for KoB. I get nothing, why? Because they think I like flowers. Wahaha! But later the same guy came and gave me his number. And I think he noticed that my wallpaper was of something that should not be seen on single people.
No, no one hit on me that night. They either think I am gay or they prefer slimmer girls. I didn't say all these to prevent Bing from getting jealous. =D
Anyway, I realised then that I was getting plastered and Bing left me a nice message at midnight so I decided to play the good girl and went back at half past two.