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1- Jami Rowan Swedersky.  How cute is that.

2- This morning, I woke up to a boom, loud sirens and people screaming.  I fell over clean but static laundry to get to the window and I see fire.  I freak out and run outside pulling on my coat and shearling boots.  However, it's our neighbor.  He went to start his car and it exploded.  We ( Read more... )

Day 2 of someone wearing Sean John's new cologne and making me want to jump their bones.  Honestly, I haven't smelled anything so wonderful since Hugo Boss and Marc by Marc Jacobs.

Ben is hilarious.  He was like, "I always hear girls talking about me."  I asked, "What do they say?"  Ben goes, "They say. . .'he's hot'. . .and then they follow it up ( Read more... )

Ben is an idiot. Yesterday, we were supposed to be working. However, he downloaded Tetris on his phone so we were competing on who could get the highest scores. I am the reigning champion. . .120 lines. Well, he comes over to see because he doesn't believe me. . .and he erased my high score. So, now I have to start over ( Read more... )

Ben wore too much cologne to work. I'm gagging. So, to make it funny, he brought the bottle over and dashed some on me. People kept trying to figure out why they would hear this "arghhh!" from my side of the cube. Then, he would run away trying to mask his laughter ( Read more... )

Friday ( Read more... )

First, I went and got fitted for my contacts. The guy who was doing it asked, "What color are your eyes?" He thought I was wearing my contacts still. So, I had to launch into this story that sometimes my eyes go from dark brown to dark hazel. Don't ask. I don't even see it when it happens. However, yesterday, it happened when I was getting my ( Read more... )

You ever have a moment where you miss a friend? But you can't remember why you guys aren't friends anymore? And you have to keep trying to think of something related to why you stopped being friends but you really can't recall ( Read more... )

This is hastily written because I spent all of today emailing Brittnay, Ben, Cassie, my sister, Eric, Hanna, and Leslie. I didn't get half of my work done ( Read more... )